(1) Valentine's Day coming up. Wanna surprise you an' not get stabbed for de effort, cherie. So. If'n you hear dis cajun gettin' up to no good in de middle o' night ..o' mornin'...o' really anytime? All good.
(2) So dis yo' pre-surprise warnin'. Also yo' 'tell me what you want' opportunity, else Remy gonna get you somet'in' wildly inappropriate.
(3) <3 <3 <3