Not even 4pm and I'm being transported across continents... worlds... realities... universes???
Maybe my prayers to live in a spaceship have come true and I'm really traversing the world in a ship like that Timelord.
Except that this obviously not a spaceship, nor is it space... your internet speed is dismal at best, and the people that welcomed me gave me this paperweight they had the audacity to call a laptop...
How am I supposed to be the World's Greatest
If this is some weird government experiment, then you guys are seriously slacking. This is the best you can do? Tsk, tsk.
Anyway, I guess I'd better introduce myself. I'm Luciel Choi, but that is my baptismal name and is much too precious to just use so flippantly, (plus I feel as if I must pray every time it is used) so please... call me, 707 or Seven, or if you are more daring, Defender of Justice.