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It has taken seventeen different kitchen devices ordered off the television and most of the appliances already in the apartment and one thing that was outside that I don't know what it was originally intended to do, but it was badly designed for its purpose since it had excessively poor ventilation, but I managed to make something that processes human food into something that does not taste that entirely terrible.

Human food is so excessively toxic, I do not know how any of you are alive.

And why is everything so cheaply made? If you can make something, why do you not make it well? It's all designed to break down, if it works at all to begin with.

Now I have nothing to do again. Nevermind. I will just improve my build for the next model. It is too noisy and wastes too much raw product anyway.

Sucked through a portal. Vortex manipulator fried. No idea how to get back. Stuck in a world with actual magic and the promise of quite a bit of confusion and danger.

I must say, I haven't had this much fun since...honestly, I can't remember when I last had this much fun. It's like Christmas come early.

Sweetie, you must be about somewhere. There's no way you'd miss out on this much trouble, even if you are trying to behave yourself. Come on then, front and center.

In the event you're not paying attention, which wouldn't surprise me in the slightest, could someone point me in the direction of the Doctor?

Sometimes when I'm eating Goldfish I get weirded out by the fact that they're cheese-flavored, because I remember I don't like eating cheese on fish.


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Charles and I are moving in together. Before you start with the comments about me jumping into things and screwing up let me say two things. First, back home all my friends are dead or Phil and I'm in a coma. This is probably my only chance to have something good. Second, fuck off.
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Winter does eventually end here in Maine, right? One more kid hits me with a snowball and I'm going to start looking for places to lock them up.

This might as well be built with corkboard and pins. It's very quaint. I don't know how everyone isn't dead from living with this level of advancement and toxins, but I suppose people learn to manage.

Shepard? What did you do now?

I think my favorite ice cream flavor is chocolate with the swirls of caramel. Or that one by Ben & Jerry's. I think it's called Phish Food? Yes, that's it!

I am in need of a number of electronic components that are not currently being used by appliances. Does anyone know where I might acquire those?

[Dr. Smith]

I've done some calculations and they show the likelihood of my survival at 48%. Do you have any further information on what you intend to do so I can get a more accurate result?

[The Doctor]
Commander Shepard told me that you're a doctor and could help me. Is there any chance you might be in possession or know where I can get some immuno-boosters?

One minute you're working on calibrations, the next...

This is awful. I'd rather be fighting reapers. I thought taking a rocket to the face was bad, but this, I don't even want to see the mirror.

All this technology is so primitive. Trying to configure my omni-tool with this has proven difficult. How do you humans manage?

My name is Tali'Zorah vas Normandy and I am was a Quarian but it appears I am human now. It is very odd. What do you do with all these extra fingers and toes?

[Commander Shepherd]
I heard you were here. Is is true? What is this place? I am human but my immune system is still shot.

Right then.

My name is Emma Swan, and I'm the Sheriff here in Storybrooke. You've all met the Mayor, and been given your welcome kits, but if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me, or my deputy, David Nolan.

And if you could all fill this out for me, so I get a feel of who's who, that would be great.

<b>NAME:</b> <b>AGE/DOB:</b> <b>PREVIOUS RESIDENCE:</b> <b>PAST OCCUPATION:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL SKILLS/ABILITIES:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL NEEDS:</b> <b>ANYTHING ELSE:</b>


[OOC: Characters, can try to lie, but Emma has had the Blue Fairy charm the form with a spell that prevents people from doing so!]