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Oh thank goodness. There's been a murder.

Tags: emma swan, joan watson (elementary), nick burkhardt, sherlock holmes (elementary), tommy shepherd / speed

junonotalaska

Holy hell, Batman.

I need the police here, STAT.

I... I can't handle this.

I'm behind Granny's.

Please.

Someone.

Tags: abbie mills, harleen quinzel / harley quinn, juno macguff, sherlock holmes (elementary)

Oct. 19th, 2014

goingtomissthis

A town apparently governed by magic that steals people away from their homes? I'm sorry but I'm having trouble actually believing it. Magic isn't real. This can't be real.

Tags: anakin skywalker, felicity smoak, joan watson (elementary), sherlock holmes (elementary)

Sep. 15th, 2014

Okay I have had an absolute enough of being kidnapped. I know what they told me, but if some kind of mob is behind this - or some other kind of awful crime thing, I can assure you. You're not going to get a dime out of anyone. And I won't be kidnapped for me to fix up your wounded hitmen.

And I swear to God if Mycroft Holmes is behind this, I will hurt you.

Tags: bilbo baggins, charlie weasley, hawke / the champion, joan watson (elementary), sherlock holmes (elementary)

Sep. 10th, 2014

Well, that is just ridiculous.

Bees hardly ever explode. And certainly not like that.

Maybe now that nobody has abilities, things might become interesting.

Perhaps someone will be murdered. One can hope.

Tags: daisy johnson / quake (mcu), erica reyes, felicity smoak, sherlock holmes (elementary)

Aug. 16th, 2014

goforshortbus

Clinton Francis Barton, you are officially no longer allowed to tease me about crying at Disney movies. I mean, who cries over a youtube video that's not a puppy trapped in a sewer grate or kittens being rescued from a well?

From what I could see, those were two attractive, well dressed people just talking to each other. What could be so upsetting about that? And don't tell me you had something in your eye. The only thing you had in your eye were tears.

Tags: allison argent, antoine triplett (mcu), bucky barnes / winter soldier (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), darcy lewis, felicity smoak, grant ward, juno macguff, melinda may, sherlock holmes (elementary)

Aug. 15th, 2014

I need to get out more.

Is there a place I can go dancing? People do that right? Dance? Who wants to come with me?

Tags: ariadne, arthur, aurora, bucky barnes / winter soldier (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), felicity smoak, lian harper / red hood (kingdom come), melissa mccall, sherlock holmes (elementary), vex

Aug. 9th, 2014

Right. Maine. Good. Needed a change. Things were becoming a bit stale. This is good.

Felicity! I need to ask you something very important. How are the bees?

Tags: arthur, felicity smoak, sherlock holmes (elementary)

May. 21st, 2014

I was so hoping this place was just a figment of my imagination. Let me guess, I've only been gone a couple of days.

Tags: joan watson (elementary), sherlock holmes (elementary)

Apr. 21st, 2014

If I may have the attention of Sherlocks #2 and #3. The numbering I am using is in reference to arrival here, so please refrain from arguing. Yes, I know one of you is from the days of Victoria. I simply do not care.

Joan Watson is not at your disposal. You both have your own Watsons, inferior though they may be, and it does not trouble us if they are here or not. You cannot go about using her as their stand-in. She has a life of her own and, when she chooses, remains my partner.

I have, of course, discussed this with her, so do not think I am dictating anything she would not agree with.

Likewise, the bees on the roof are my bees and therefor off limits.

Thank you and good day.

Tags: dwight hendrickson, sherlock holmes (bbc), sherlock holmes (elementary), sherlock holmes (film)

Apr. 20th, 2014

wherescarl

( Filtered to all three Sherlocks )

I hear one of you likes murder.

Not murdering, but...

Let me try this again.

How does one become a consultant with the police and would you be willing to take a fourteen year old on as an assistant?

Tags: carl grimes, sherlock holmes (bbc), sherlock holmes (elementary), sherlock holmes (film)

Apr. 17th, 2014

No more Sherlocks.

I need a nap.

Tags: alcatraz smedry, carl grimes, joan watson (elementary), john watson (film), melissa mccall, sherlock holmes (bbc), sherlock holmes (elementary), sherlock holmes (film), thomas hickey

Apr. 6th, 2014

besomethingelse

I never liked fairy tales. Or anything where the movie version has singing animals.

[Filtered to Felicity Smoak]
Felicity? A fairy nun told me you were here.

There's no part of that sentence I'm not confused by.

Tags: alcatraz smedry, anakin skywalker, felicity smoak, jemma simmons, oliver queen / the arrow (arrow), sherlock holmes (elementary)

Mar. 29th, 2014

Does anyone know where I can get lessons on self defense? Nothing happened or anything but I just let myself get creeped out on the walk home. I'm definitely not getting a gun and I was learning a little back home.

Tags: felicity smoak, joan watson (elementary), rupert giles, sherlock holmes (elementary)

Mar. 9th, 2014

So, I got sent home last night.

I got shot.

And now I'm back.

Tags: danny mahealani, felicity smoak, sherlock holmes (elementary)

Mar. 6th, 2014

You never realize just how much you lie on a daily basis until you cannot lie anymore. It's a good thing this happened to me here and not back home.

Detective Lance would have found out Oliver was the Arrow a long time ago. Oliver would know about my feelings for him. Then again all the catty women at QC would know that Oliver promoted me because he's a vigilante and I work with him.

God, I hate this. It's so embarrassing. I need alcohol.

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), felicity smoak, kurt wagner / nightcrawler, sherlock holmes (elementary), tony stark / iron man

Mar. 5th, 2014

reasonbackward

I wish Mycroft would make up his mind where he wants me. Particularly if he's going to drug me and lie to me in order to make it happen.

Which would you rather I deal with first, brother? Magic or Moriarty?

Tags: bilbo baggins, cassie sandsmark / wonder girl, jack sparrow, joan watson (elementary), sherlock holmes (bbc), sherlock holmes (elementary)

Mar. 1st, 2014

Why are there chickens in our apartment, Sherlock?

If someone has lost some chickens, apparently we have them in our apartment.

I really hope someone lost these chickens.

Tags: dwight hendrickson, hawke / the champion, joan watson (elementary), sherlock holmes (elementary)

Feb. 12th, 2014

I need a date for Valentine's Day. Because otherwise, I think I'll be stuck inside with my roommate and him forcing me to read a twenty page paper about tobacco ash. I'm okay with it not being a date. I'd just like to get out of the apartment.

Tags: joan watson (elementary), merritt mckinney, sherlock holmes (elementary)

Jan. 26th, 2014

Being a kid is exhausting. I need a nap. I'll settle for coffee, since they don't let kids have any. Which is probably a good thing.

Did I miss anything?

Tags: dracula, joan watson (elementary), sherlock holmes (elementary)

Jan. 21st, 2014

I'm boooooored. This place doesn't have anything fun to do.

Tags: caroline forbes, catty turner, joan watson (elementary), kenzi malikov, kiera cameron, sherlock holmes (elementary)

Jan. 10th, 2014

Watson! You're needed on the roof.

Tags: joan watson (elementary), sherlock holmes (elementary)

Dec. 30th, 2013

Well, I'm fairly certain I've not consumed any substances that would alter my perceptions to this degree. Though I have to say that anything that could manage this would have been spectacular.

Maine. You could have at least had the decency to put your little fairy story town interesting. I'd wager there's not even any murders around here. Well, apart from the one that seems to have happened a bit back. It was his wife's lover, by the way. I suppose I'll have to resign myself to boredom for the foreseeable future. Perhaps I'll cultivate a new apiary.

Watson. You can cease worrying. I am here now. And I've brought Clyde. Also, judging by your romantic history and general lack of any sort of continuous social life, I've taken the liberty of assuming you are without a date for this charming social gathering they've put together for tomorrow. Never fear, I will accompany you so that you do not have to expect futile effort attempting to make meaningful connections with other people. You don't have to thank me. Consider it a belated Christmas gift.

Tags: danny mahealani, joan watson (elementary), sherlock holmes (elementary)

Dec. 19th, 2013

Well then. Interesting. I seem to be back.

Watson are you still here?

Tags: anakin skywalker, sherlock holmes (elementary)

Dec. 1st, 2013

So... Back here again. Huh.

Tags: anakin skywalker, fili, joan watson (elementary), rosalind lutece, sherlock holmes (elementary)

Nov. 23rd, 2013

Watching my show makes me actually miss Watson more. Odd.

Not a feeling I am used to having.

Tags: carl grimes, fenris, jude martin, peeta mellark, sherlock holmes (elementary)

Nov. 4th, 2013

I do believe I have misplaced my Watson.

Tags: anakin skywalker, carol marcus, sherlock holmes (elementary)

Oct. 16th, 2013

maybevader

I need someone to tell me about my connection to Darth Vader.

Someone who isn't a seventeen year old kid.

Also, Luke Skywalker is gone.

[Filtered to Leia Organa]

This is going to be a strange question, but do you know who your father is?

Tags: anakin skywalker, darcy lewis, leia organa, sam winchester, sherlock holmes (elementary)

Aug. 2nd, 2013

I'm starting to warm up to not being in the city. It's so quiet. ~~And no one's been murdered.~~ I'm enjoying the quiet though. No cat calls across the street. No horns honking all the time because people don't know how to cross the street properly.

There's a town near by with like a mall or something, isn't there?

[Elementary!Sherlock]
We should do something, before both of us go crazy with boredom. Have you talked to the Sheriff about us consulting? Except it seems like there's an awful lot of us consultants these days.

Tags: jack harkness, joan watson (elementary), john watson (bbc), sherlock holmes (bbc), sherlock holmes (elementary)

Jul. 21st, 2013