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I've decided that I want to see the movie... but I'm not entirely sure I can do it on my own.

I know I've spent a majority of my life on Tatooine but I don't remember ever hearing about Maine.

[Filtered to Ruby]

Hey - there's this...cat?...thing that Dean had. It's yours if you want it.

Fuck

So, after Adam and I found a car to work on I went to go tell Dean about it, but he wasn't at home or at the bar. I'm guessing this means he's been sent back? Unless anyone's seen him?

Things are slow here and I can't believe I'm saying this but I miss the constant terror of my own universe and dealing with the coming apocalypse. And the only thing I can think of to keep myself entertained at this very moment is hold a karaoke tournament. I don't wanna toot my own horn or anything but I got some vocal talent and am more than happy to show it off.

I'll work out the details with the local bars, see which ones would be more than happy to let me host the event, but first I need to know who would be interested in joining me.

So, anyone want to get in on this?

I was just thinking I needed a holiday but this... Oh, this is brilliant is what it is. Alternate worlds brought together without disrupting the flow of time. Of course you were all taken here against your will and we can't have that. Not even in a lovely pocket universe like this one. Should probably get on fixing that.

Hello, I'm the Doctor.

With the lack of anything better to do I was diddling on the internet and stumbled on this...

Anders Johnson is made of words, frowns, and honesty. With a dash of Photoshop.
http://en.shindanmaker.com/219278

Complete bull shit obviously, although surprisingly accurate. Wondered if it hit the nail on the head for anyone else?

You know, I expected a cell. Some lovely orange accessories. Perhaps a suppressor.

This is a very strange containment method; although I am not complaining.

All right, who wants to go out and do something tonight? I'm up for anything other than drinks, someone hit me with ideas? I'll pay.

[Filtered to Steve & Bucky (MCU)]
Sorry for holing up for a while. Rough week. Done with the wallowing now.

What do you do when everything falls apart? What do people do around here, in general? I mean, since you can't leave.

SAM! DEAN! Look what I just found!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCZy8cAgBlM

So. Turns out magic portals are real. Who would've guessed?

Crowley?! If this is your idea of a joke....

This isn't why I summoned you! I summoned you to save my brother

Send me back and bring Dean back or I swear to god I'll fucking kill you!

Hello?

Sammy?

Cas?

Crowley?

There's apparently a nun that's the welcoming committee and while that's awesome, I don't plan on staying very long. Places to be, people to see. That and Maine is boring. So if anyone can point in the direction of the nearest exit. I'll leave.

Edit:

Where's a bar so I can drink it?

So I'm in some fairytale town, nearly bleeding out and I

I need to know if Sam and Dean got out

Is my mom

Help.

Shopping truip tomorrow?

I am so glad that it's getting warm outside. It's just about sunbathing weather.

That means I'll need to go shopping to get a new bikini since none of my summer clothes arrived here with me.

Jo, want to go shopping with me?

...This is not where I intended to land.

I require assistance, but my phone is running out of minutes. I didn't realize I would still need it.

I swear, we're constantly having to redo the schedule when people come and go. Thankfully, we have some pretty awesome people working for us, so it's not too bad.

Now, if I could just stop waiting for the other shoe to drop, that'd be great. I think every time I've been in an idyllic small town over the years, things have gone straight to hell soon after. Then again, I was usually in those places because of monsters, so...

( Sookie )

Hey, hun. You still settling in all right?

I need to move a few things around on the schedule. You okay to pick up Saturday night? One of the waitresses has a thing. I'd step in, but I'll be working the bar. I promise I'll make it up to you. Seriously, it'll be a godsend. And I really will owe you.

You know, this normal life thing?

It's alright. I've been here for a while and I miss Sam like hell but I haven't had to run for my life once. No apocalypses to stop or angels to deal with. Nothing to hunt. My girlfriend is here and safe. I don't get twitchy walking down the street at night. I may actually get to be an old man someday if I stay here.

I don't know why I started thinking about all this. It's just nice, I guess, to not be the person I am back there. Son of a bitch, enough of this sappy stuff, I'm going to get pie.

Every time I think that I won't be surprised by anything, life throws me another curve ball. I've seen a lot of things, but being brought to a completely different world? That's a new one for me.

It's all my fault.

All the bad stuff. I should have been better, faster, smarter.

This town could stop sending people back, any time it likes.

( Sookie )

Holy crap.

Dean just asked me to move in with him.

What do I do?

Both of my brothers are gone.

{PRIVATE TO JESS}
Are you alright, sweetheart?
{/PRIVATE}

{PRIVATE TO JO}
Move in with me?
{/PRIVATE}

Happy birthday, Dean.

What? You thought you'd get away with not having it mentioned? Fat chance.

( Dean )

So, unless you have strong objections, I figured I could bring home dinner and a couple movies, and we could just stay in.

You know. Just the two of us.

There will be pie. Promise.

Thank god it's Monday. I love having nights off.

Even if they are spent arguing with idiots

( Sookie )

I was thinking. We should do a double date with the guys some time. We're getting enough staff for you, me and Sam to take a night off.

What do you think?

( Dean )

How are things going with mini!Sam?

So...I need to find a job. I've got training as a waiter and bartender. I can host as well.

Any leads?

How did I get here? Where's Dean?

Why am I living with a girl? Why are my clothes enormous?

[Filtered to self]

Ever since Sean, I haven't felt balanced, as though a part of me was missing and now knowing how much was taken from me. The guy who went from the... I can't

[End]

[Filtered to Jo Harvelle]

Hey, I just wanted to ask about a job at the The Hanged Man. I think what I really need is to work, that's the best way to pretend life is normal right?

Anyways, let me know. I'd say I'd give references, but I guess watch The Originals for that? I could do a trail run if that works for you.

[End]

The holidays are weird without any family around. It's not like Sean can come back from the dead. I've never felt this--

This place can really drive a woman to drink sometimes.

[Jo]
How do you want to handle the holidays?

Call me curious, but despite the recent magic issues around here lately, are there people here that don't want to go back to where they were before Storybrooke? Or at least don't want to go back empty handed?

With Isabela gone out of nowhere, which really sucks by the way, Hook has me stepping up to help run the place. Well the bar end of it...not so much the business end. Anyway, I may not be a pirate, but I definitely know my way around a bar.

( Dean )

So, wanna celebrate you having your favorite parts back?

I need so much brain bleach for that episode. And I'm not even talking about the Russian mob.

So gross.

Eric vanished awhile ago, but I still keep expecting to see him in the hall. I miss him I keep having to remind myself he isn't here anymore.

I think I'm really starting to like this town. And not just because the alternative is being dead-dead back home instead of just...whatever this is

I mean, don't get me wrong. It's weird. More than weird. And all the monsters walking around don't exactly give me warm fuzzy feelings, but whatever. When in Rome But it's not all that bad.

( Dean )

I was going to come up with some thing about how we should get a drink, and maybe imply something could happen later. But I really can't be bothered to dance around it. I may like this place more than being dead, but that doesn't mean I trust anyone enough to let my guard down with them.

So want to blow off some steam? It doesn't have to mean anything.

I promise I'll still respect you in the morning.

Speaking as sort of an expert on the whole finding yourself in a world where you exist in a tv show, I feel like I should give out some pointers. I'm pretty sure these translates to all media.

- Don't Watch Your Show. (Read your book, Your Comic..etc).
- Don't google your name.
- Stay away from fans.
- Don't read anything they might have written.
- Don't look up actors.

Trust me, it'll just mess with your head. Obviously, these are just suggestions but trust me, you'll thank me.

I have to say, I never really pictured myself working in a pirate bar. Of course, I never really pictured myself being brought back to sort-of-life because a portal brought ghost-me to the land of magic and Disney. So...I guess expectations aren't all they're cracked up to be.

But it's fun. Really fun. And my boss doesn't even care if I break a guy's hand if he puts it where he shouldn't. Always a plus.

( Winchesters )

You're being too quiet. Not getting into trouble are you?

( Mom )

I know I don't really say it much, but I'm really glad you're here.

The lovely Isabela and I have decided to throw in together, and we shall be opening a proper tavern down on the docks. So don't be alarm at the remodeling going on at one of the buildings down there. We're just doing our part to better the town as a whole.

Well, fuck.

I know they say it's magic, but I can't help feeling like this is a Winchester's fault.

Right then.

My name is Emma Swan, and I'm the Sheriff here in Storybrooke. You've all met the Mayor, and been given your welcome kits, but if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me, or my deputy, David Nolan.

And if you could all fill this out for me, so I get a feel of who's who, that would be great.

<b>NAME:</b> <b>AGE/DOB:</b> <b>PREVIOUS RESIDENCE:</b> <b>PAST OCCUPATION:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL SKILLS/ABILITIES:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL NEEDS:</b> <b>ANYTHING ELSE:</b>


[OOC: Characters, can try to lie, but Emma has had the Blue Fairy charm the form with a spell that prevents people from doing so!]