The last time I was in Maine, I got seafood, rug burn, and third degree burns. I'd say not necessarily in that order, but I think that was how it went.
So far, this is proving a little different. The nuns are a nice touch. Not so crazy about how there's no exit sign, but nothing's perfect.
I never thought I would get to see Earth-That-Was. How did such a beautiful place escape us? I was told that this is no dream, that Earth exists in all its glory and majesty here and that I stand upon her at this very moment. How can this be? I have believed that so much is possible, yet I never dreamed I would travel back to a time when this place was anything more than just a bedtime story.
Hi, everybody. I'm Jess, and I'm just taking a roll call to see who's, ah, had their gender switched in the past few weeks and who hasn't? Sam and I are trying to figure out if there's a pattern.
Since this obviously isn't going to go away any time soon, I don't see any point in hiding it. Yes, the magic, whatever it may be, worked on me as well. Get it out of your system now, Mal.
I always was curious what it was like. This could be educational, I suppose.
Hello. My name is Inara. I'm newly arrived. I was told that a few of my former crew memfriendscolle friends are here. This technology is strange to me. I apologize is this has been answered somewhere, but how does one contact a particular individual?
My name is Emma Swan, and I'm the Sheriff here in Storybrooke. You've all met the Mayor, and been given your welcome kits, but if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me, or my deputy, David Nolan.
And if you could all fill this out for me, so I get a feel of who's who, that would be great.
[OOC: Characters, can try to lie, but Emma has had the Blue Fairy charm the form with a spell that prevents people from doing so!]