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Okay, I'm just going to go with what the fuck?

Because...seriously? A magic portal took us to a fairytale town in Maine? Am I the only one who thinks that's complete bullshit?

This is not anything close to a Temple.

Well, then... uh, hi?

Where is Navi when I--

...uh. If you save a small dog from getting hit by a car does that mean it's yours to keep if it isn't wearing a collar...?

I've never had a pet.

Is there a gym around here?

I'm not going to let myself get out of damned shape, just because I've been kidnapped.

Seriously?

Seriously?

This is total bullshit, man.

If I get disqualified for this? Someone's going to pay.