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Aug. 20th, 2015


[info]neveragoodfit

Well this is definitely not where I thought I'd end up when I woke up this morning.

If anyone wants to tell me this has all been a very elaborate joke then I'm ready for the reveal. Or if someone wants to tell me I'm actually insane and this fairy tale town is all in my head then go ahead. Right now I don't think I'd argue with you.

If there's anyone here who knows me then feel free to yell at me or come find me and help me understand what's going on and by that I do mean find a bar and drink it dry.

Dec. 10th, 2014


[info]myownmerit

Spoilers for last night's AOS )

Nov. 12th, 2014


[info]myownmerit

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Nov. 7th, 2014


[info]goforshortbus

Filtered to MCU sans Clint.

Uh. Has anyone seen Phil? At all?

Oct. 28th, 2014


[info]myownmerit

[Ward]
Ward, if you haven't watched the show, don't okay? If you have...do you need anything? I can order eggrolls and find some blankets for a fort

Oct. 23rd, 2014


[info]myownmerit

So I found this list on tumblr, tips for SHIELD new recruits. Which in theory a lot of them are a good idea, like

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #556:
If you do indeed catch Agent Barton ‘nesting’ in the rafters, do not tease him about it. Any injuries from distasteful bird jokes being made are entirely your fault.


Because Clint is the pungeon master.

And
S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #510:
Asking Dr. Banner or Mr. Stark to check your research is acceptable. Asking them to do it is not. You are paid for a reason.


Is even better, because if you let Mr Stark do your research, that's probably how Furbies came about. Which reminds me, I need to order one online for Ward.

But most of them are how to deal with the Avengers. Which, although handy to know, isn't really what general SHIELD recruits need to know. They need to know more important things, like how the scientists are the hardest partiers, and don't try to out drink them.

Oct. 17th, 2014


[info]goforshortbus

You know how something is a major hassle when you're dealing with it, but the second you don't have to anymore, you miss it?

Basically, I'm wondering if I should grow my hair out.

Sep. 28th, 2014


[info]myownmerit

It's a damned good thing I get along with myself. Because now I'm REALLY bringing the party.

Sep. 24th, 2014


[info]notthecavalry

Anyone up for drinks? I could use a distraction.

Sep. 21st, 2014


[info]notdying4creds

I had a dream once where I woke up in some town full of wacky characters....but that was because I dropped a house on some green girl's sister and everyone called me Dorothy.

I'm getting the feeling that this over the rainbow trip isn't quite the same thing.

Aug. 16th, 2014


[info]goforshortbus

Clinton Francis Barton, you are officially no longer allowed to tease me about crying at Disney movies. I mean, who cries over a youtube video that's not a puppy trapped in a sewer grate or kittens being rescued from a well?

From what I could see, those were two attractive, well dressed people just talking to each other. What could be so upsetting about that? And don't tell me you had something in your eye. The only thing you had in your eye were tears.

Aug. 10th, 2014


[info]wasatree

And weirdly? Being yanked through the portal and into a place where I'm fictional isn't even the weirdest thing that's even happened to me.

But if anyone has any nectar or the ability to point me at the nearest doctor, that'll be great, thanks.

Aug. 9th, 2014


[info]geekymonkey

( Filtered to Antoine Triplett)

Care to get a drink?

Jul. 19th, 2014


[info]myownmerit

Movie night tonight. And in the morning I'm making waffles. Anyone who wants to can come. I make a mean waffle and I got actual maple syrup and some strawberries.

Jul. 4th, 2014


[info]artofthecon

Weirdest birthday ever. Hands down.

Jun. 26th, 2014


[info]myownmerit

Darn it, I keep making Mewtwo faint. I almost get the bugger but he won't stay in my pokeball.

Jun. 23rd, 2014


[info]notthecavalry

I'm starting to think I'm just not roommate material. Which is kind of sad since I think I'm pretty easy to live with. You know what? I didn't want a roommate anyway.

For those of you who knew her, Peggy Carter seems to have been sent home. From the looks of it she wasn't the only one. I'm sorry for that.

Jun. 11th, 2014


[info]behindtheline

I find Storybrooke to be much like the sleepy little town in which I was born -- only, it seems, we've traded the rolling hills and cattle for fir trees and sailing. After having procured an adequate pair of boots, I quite quickly landed a new position.

If - indeed - you need a clock wound or serviced, if you need a watch battery or a few new feathers for your cuckoo, you should come see me.

Otherwise thes

May. 28th, 2014


[info]myownmerit

You know you're bored when you figured out where all your team fits with the original Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.

May. 18th, 2014


[info]myownmerit

Small town Maine huh? No one offered me a lanyard on a case basis makes this one unique. Too bad, I was kind of digging the lanyard thing. They matched my uniform.

So who all is here? Anyone I know?

[Filter Jemma]

If you're here, want to meet for pancakes?