So I found this
list on tumblr, tips for SHIELD new recruits. Which in theory a lot of them are a good idea, like
S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #556:
If you do indeed catch Agent Barton ‘nesting’ in the rafters, do not tease him about it. Any injuries from distasteful bird jokes being made are entirely your fault.Because Clint is the pungeon master.
And
S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #510:
Asking Dr. Banner or Mr. Stark to check your research is acceptable. Asking them to do it is not. You are paid for a reason.Is even better, because if you let Mr Stark do your research, that's
probably how Furbies came about. Which reminds me, I need to order one online for Ward.
But most of them are how to deal with the Avengers. Which, although handy to know, isn't really what general SHIELD recruits need to know. They need to know more important things, like how the scientists are the hardest partiers, and don't try to out drink them.