Super duper lucky the apartment was finished being fumigated last week and Travis and me are all moved back in. Eve! You're the best and I promise I'll come back and try to get that mystery stain out of the living room carpet.
In the spirit of the holidays, don't be alarmed if you see my life-size cardboard cut out of Papa John weaving around the house from the living room windows. I also put up Darla and Opal so it looks like the house is in full swing, rockin' to some Dominick the Donkey.
This year Travis and me are practicing safe consensual Christmas, no bandits will steal anything from my humble abode and the people of Santo Poco will be protected from El Guapo. All is right in the world.