You know, snow in June? I feel like I should care or something, and like be worried about stuff or global warming - or I guess it would be dome warming for us, huh, I wonder if that happens faster? - anyway, I'm just not.
I mean unless you think this place could go Day After Tomorrow in a couple of days or something because that would really suck and I don't want to die because some giant tidal wave hits Indiana.
Not that it really matters how I die.