Madison Valley Role Play

[Peter, Derek]

Please tell me you guys are still normal.

I just wanted to check with you...do you know what the hell is going on? Why is everyone acting so weird? Is this something we should worry about?

Aaaaand my love life still sucks. Thanks so much, Madison Valley. Screw me over with all of your other weirdness, but leave me completely out of this one.

You have a very grumpy werecoyote on your hands.

[Stiles]

I'm going to come by tonight and pick up my things.

And I have your Princess Leia t-shirt. I washed it and I'm bringing it back.

You know what?

I'm hot and smart and sexy as hell.

Maybe I'm not Miss MIT like Lydia, but I caught up and passed Algebra II in one year with the Dread Doctors and Ghost Riders trying to kill us when the last thing I learned in school was long-freaking-division.

Take that, world.

I'm done with hiding in the woods and feeling sorry for myself. If boys want to be stupid, they can be stupid. I'm awesome and there are lots of boys here who can appreciate me.

You might want to check on Malia.

[Stiles]

I'd never hurt you.

I remembered that we broke up. And you got together with Lydia. You never loved me

So that's that I guess.

I can't stop crying

WHO: Malia Tate and OPEN
WHAT: On her way to Kira's
WHEN: After her network post
WHERE: Walmart frozen aisle
WARNINGS: Sadness, werecoyote with a broken heart
STATUS: Open/Ongoing

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[Lydia]

I hate you. Don't talk to me ever again.

[Mason, Stilinski]

I'm moving out. Permanently. I'll get the rabbits out of the fridge.

[Scott]

I need a place to live. You're my alpha. Do you know of anywhere?

[Kira]

Can we talk maybe?

[Public, Filtered against Stiles]

I hate this place.

WHO: Malia. Stiles and Constantine
WHAT: Eureka, she remembers. Well, crap.
WHEN: Tonight
WHERE: The Woods
WARNINGS: TBD
STATUS: Closed/Ongoing

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Who: Hide and seek - Open to anyone (see ooc here
Where: The park
When: Tuesday afternoon
What: HIDE AND SEEK!
Warnings: TBD let me know if something comes up
Status: Party post

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[Constantine]

Okay, seriously, I gave you all weekend. You've got to be ready now.

Who: Everyone
What: Bonfire
Where: Riverfront Park
When: Saturday after sundown
Warnings: TBD - message me if I need to update this/lock the post
Status: Party Post!

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So apparently, I'm a bitch.

WHO: Malia Tate and John Constantine
WHAT: Getting to the bottom of things
WHEN: Last night
WHERE: outside Lou's
WARNINGS: TBD
STATUS: Closed, ongoing

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[Peter]

Dinner? I'm hungry.

[Stiles]

Let's talk.

[Anyone with any knowledge of the supernatural whatsoever]

Okay. I'm done with this. Someone fix me. I don't care how.

I'm coming up on nine months in this place. I have to say, it's been an interesting stay. And I'm pretty much at the point I'd like to continue to stay here. I really don't want to go home.

[Malia]
How're you doing?

[Kira]
Hey, you.

WHO: Malia Tate and Sheriff Stilinski
WHAT: Meeting the new pet
WHEN: Tuesday night
WHERE: The living room
WARNINGS: TBD
STATUS: Closed/Ongoing

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Today is a special cry for help from the shelter. No, seriously. Help! This guy is terrifying!

( Not for the faint of heart. )

Peter helped me. Hopefully I'll be better at control now.

Who: Peter Hale and Malia Tate
What: Meeting her father
Where: The Woods
When: Saturday afternoon
Warnings: TBD but it's Malia and Peter
Status: Closed/In progress

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[Filtered to TW and Friends]

It didn't work. Scott couldn't find my memories.

WHO: Malia Tate and Scott McCall
WHAT: Trying to find her memories
WHEN: Monday night
WHERE: The Pack House
WARNINGS: TBD
STATUS: Closed/Ongoing

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Okay. A couple of things.

First, everyone I live with, I'm moving out for a while. It's not right Stiles shouldn't get to sleep in his bed and I'm totally comfortable in my little coyote den anyway.

Second, this sucks. A lot. But tomorrow is the full moon and I'm going to need to be caged or tied up or something. I can't do this by myself. I'll hurt someone.

Third, after the moon, I want one of the Alphas to see if they can find my memories. Either with the claws thing or like what you did to Isaac. I want them back. Screw this.

WHO: Malia Tate and Stiles Stilinski
WHAT: Sniffing and trying to figure this out
WHEN: Saturday afternoon
WHERE: The house
WARNINGS: TBD
STATUS: Closed/Ongoing

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I woke up last night in the park. In a cave.

[Stiles]

I want to see you.

Somehow I have a feeling that I was having a lot more fun when I was here before.

Or, at least, I found some panties in my drawer that I wouldn't wear for any other reason.

WHO: Malia Tate and Kira Yukimura
WHAT: Having a talk
WHEN: Monday night
WHERE: Near the Pack House
WARNINGS: TBD, Non-sexual nudity
STATUS: Closed/Ongoing

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[Stiles]

Is your dad okay? He didn't die did he?

[Public]

Happy New Year. I'm cold. I hate being cold.

I think maybe there is stuff I don't remember.

I just don't really understand why.

So in honor of my very special Avenger's badge this is a special issue of the town gossip report. Starring one Clint Barton in his own special solo addition.

(I apologize now for anyone else's name I take in vain in this, other parties named probably really really didn't actually had zero to do with any of these reports.)

Did you know that Clint Barton created the wet t-shirt contest? He was testing a water exploding arrows in case of fire monsters...only to find out they had a great side effect when used on a crowd.

Clint Barton ate all the Christmas cookies and when caught on tape blamed it on shape shifting aliens. Sadly the alien theory didn't explain the green and red sprinkles in his bed. No one wants to know the real reason there were that many sprinkles in bed.

Nothing can keep Clint Barton away from his beer. One time Thor put his hammer in front of the fridge to keep Clint out but it backfired when he got the Hulk to open the fridge through the side. The beer wasn't worth it. Next time get something better than Coors Light.

We suspect that when it comes down to it Clint Barton's last words will either be 'oops', 'watch this', or 'oh shit'.

You know that a mission went wrong when Clint Barton calls in and all he says is 'heh heh heh, sorry there was tequila'. Still better than the time he left three messages, one was two minutes of him laughing, the second was singing Feliz Navidad, the third was a long silence followed by oops. Make up your own story to go with it.

One time Clint Barton wrote a paper on why Santa Claus would beat the Easter Bunny in a fight. it had footnotes and everything.

What kind of tie does Clint Barton wear? A BOW TIE! bah dum dum.

The best mission ever with Natasha and Clint Barton, they got caught, he pretended he was deaf, she pretended she didn't speak English, and she did sign language for him making it all up as they went. I want to see them pretend to be deaf and blind next time, she tells him where to shoot and he interprets the sign language.

Random useless Lavender hood arrows:
The skittles arrow
The thumbdrive arrow
The boomerang arrow...because really? It comes back to you?
The suction tip arrow...really? So you stuck the arrow to a perfectly flat and clean piece of glass...now what?

WHO: Malia Tate and Sheriff Stilinski
WHAT: Having a chat
WHEN: Monday evening
WHERE: Their house
WARNINGS: TBD
STATUS: Closed/Ongoing

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WHO: Malia Tate and OPEN
WHAT: Wondering what's wrong with everyone
WHEN: Saturday
WHERE: The streets
WARNINGS: Malia.
STATUS: Open/Ongoing

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Madison Valley?

Again?

[Filtered to Scott, Lydia, Allison, Chris Argent, Tom Mason, Kate Danvers, and anyone else who considers themselves a good friend of Stiles]

I did it!

I found the perfect Christmas gift for Stiles.

It's unique and it's Star Wars and it'll keep him nice and warm too!

I ordered it and it's supposed to be here early next week.

The perfect gift.

[OOC: Link is vaguely NSFW]

I'm trying to decide what to ask Santa for this year.

Any suggestions?

I mean, I don't need weapons because I have my teeth and claws, I don't need a boyfriend, I have plenty of clothes...

I mean, I guess knives would still be nice and stuff for curing the rabbit skins?

Gossip of the week? OMG!? I heard it through the grapevine? Loose lips?

Yeah still can't come up with a good name for this thing.

The whole town seems to be on on some sort of drugs. I mean raccoons stealing your food to wash it? Geometric shapes? What's next dreaming about being fed by a bird stuffing a worm down your throat?

This just in someone has more time on their hands than I do. Oh the humanity, make it stop!

People come and go and it sucks that it's all outside anyone's control. This is all.

Warning. There may be an outbreak of gothic Christmas decorations which actually could look pretty cool. I say go for it.

I can't actually report on this on pain of ugly things happening to me but go say a belated birthday to a beautiful lady.

Someone is doing some FABULOUS decorating. Gotta love a color scheme.

Um...I might actually have to go excuse myself after reading this history lesson.

Someone was here long enough to have a baby. Good thing that sort of thing only happens to folks like him in bad fan fic.

Go pick a side in the great tree debate of 2016

New gelato, there's an incredibly perky red head looking for you to come taste her dessert...and not in a bad like that sounds way. Seriously, go buy things.

And apparently someone takes tree hugging to a whole new level.

New arrivals to town:
Looks like someone is back that was here before but once again without remembering. meet Tom

I know we have others but I haven't gotten names or anything yet so stay tuned.

And the less fun portion of the gossip, those who've left:
Tom Branson
John Jaqobis
Jessica Jones

If you have any parties coming up that you want to put out blanket invites to let me know, or you can send me gossipy tidbits for things I don't know. Which isn't a lot I'll warn you now.

WHO: Malia Tate and OPEN
WHAT: Deciding to do something about her future
WHEN: Friday afternoon
WHERE: Starbucks
WARNINGS: TBD

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I totally forgot my birthday.

That's not normal, is it?

I guess on Thanksgiving we're kind of all supposed to say the things we're grateful for?

I'm grateful for Stiles. Even though he's human, weak, clumsy, slow, terrible at lacrosse, and obsessed with stupid 70's movies...despite all of that I love him like crazy and can't imsgine even WANTING to be human if he wasn't here to make it suck less.

Who: Pack/TW/friends/whoever (there is always an assumed open invite to Pack functions)
What: Thanksgiving
Where: Pack house
When: Thursday
Warnings: Shirtless Clay? (let me know if I need to update)
Status: PARTY POST!

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I need help.

WHO: Malia Tate and OPEN
WHAT: Frustrated by early Christmas shopping
WHEN: Monday
WHERE: Outside the shops, downtown
WARNINGS: TBD
STATUS: Open/Ongoing

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[Scott's Pack]

So I volunteered us to go hunting g with Jeremy's pack. That'll be great, right?

[Werewolves and friends of werewolves]

We should do a turkey hunt.

Bobbi told me I should post here to connect with people.

Hello, then. I'm Arthur and I arrived just yesterday.

Eames, Ariadne, Cobb? If you're in this dream with me here now's a good time to say so.

[Bobbi]
Thank you for the information.

[Peter]

I think you should buy me lunch and then do that training stuff we were talking about.

[Maria]

Are you still going to help me?

[Stiles]

I need your help.

If I had a baby, I wonder if it would be a weresomething. Or not. I wonder how that would work.

WHO: Malia Tate and Tom Mason
WHAT: Having a serious talk
WHEN: Saturday evening
WHERE: Their house
WARNINGS: TBD, likely low
STATUS: Closed/Ongoing

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So my birthday's in a few weeks. It'll be my second birthday here. Last birthday I turned eighteen, I guess that means I'll be nineteen now.

It feels like I should be doing something with my life. I mean, these are supposed to be my best years, yeah? Before I know it I'll be old and ugly and have nothing left to do but die.

[Housemates]
I was talking to someone not too long ago about paint gun wars. It's something Stiles and I used to do when House and Cat were still here. I think we should consider starting it up again.