Madison Valley Role Play

[Public]

I hope this goes away soon.

[Private: Lily & James | Hermione]

I'm so sorry. I saw Bellatrix and I- I'm sorry. I'll clean it up, I promise. I just can't- I shouldn't be around Harry right now.

If I had a shiny Avengers badge in hand this entire edition would be dedicated to a certain purple loving archer guy but Robin Hood didn't pull through so you're stuck with generic gossip again this week.

Someone's telling this lady to try thing and see what feels good. This is your brain, this is your brain on drugs...just don't do it.

I don't actually suggest you go sit on the big guy's lap unless you want a restraining order and a sex offender badge. Keep that at home you naughty people.

I don't care how tempting it is. Just don't tell him.

Who can walk with the animals, talk with the animals, dress up and humiliate the animals? I mean what respectable dog wants to hang out with guys in santa hats? Of course if you make the dog wear little santa hats I'm on board.

One vote for the miracle of central heating here. I still call running water as the coolest.

Why is no one disturbed about the casual need to wash blood out of a hoodie?

Don't miss the party of the season. No one throws a better party than Lydia.

Someone is feeling nostalgic. Quick lay down until the feeling passes. Or drink more. Something like that.

Wait! Models? I'm all about watching that. Bring on the fashion and the half dressed women.

Jingle Bells Bat...wait probably shouldn't use that one. Anyway ugly sweater Hanukkah/Christmas party ahoy.

New arrivals to town:
There seems to be morepointy ears showing up here than at a Star Trek convention. Meet Tauriel, Elf lady.

His name is Jason Grace and he's confused. Pretty much par for the course.

Sam Wilson is new here too...and don't buy that thing about the alien overlords everyone knows it's a crazy government experiment.

And for John Mitchell a handy resource. Currency calculator

Another new arrival who thinks there might be drugs involved. Lindsay Weir

Heeeeeere's Nora

Snow White here seems to know Nora. Okay so it's Weiss Schnee. same thing.

Meet the newest arrival to the Dinglenob colony, Luna Lovegood

No Eretria it's not Heaven. not Hell either btw.

Who's letting ghosts in? Annie Sawyer. Seems legit.

And I like her hat. Meet Phryne Fisher.

And the less fun portion of the gossip, those who've left:
Abby Temple

People are killing trees to make their houses pretty?! Then throwing them away?!

I should cut those people off at their feet and decorate them and let them see how it feels!

I've read about this!

But I never thought it would actually happen to me. How lovely!

They said it was 2016, which means that I am...32? Except not, because I haven't actually lived all those years, you see. I'm actually still just twenty, I think. Which is good, because I have a lot I want to do in those twelve years.

My name's Luna Lovegood. I'm pleased to meet all of you. Isn't this just brilliant?