I am so bored in this town. There aren't even exotic dancers? Really?
Someone tell me where I can find some decent entertainment in this town. Preferably with scantily clad ladies. Or gentlemen - I'm really not terribly picky.
For such a small place, there are a very large number of lovely women here. I must say I'm absolutely impressed by the quality of the ladies. Bravo, Madison Valley.
Constantine! I happened to meet your friend Zatanna at the bar the other night. Quite a lovely little darling, I must say.