Madison Valley Role Play

WHO: Merida and OPEN
WHAT: Trying on clothes
WHEN: Friday afternoon
WHERE: Maurices
WARNINGS: TBD
STATUS: Open/Ongoing

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Those were some thunderstorms last night, huh?

Thunderstorms still freak the shit out of me. Growing up in Connecticut we didn't have these big midwestern death storm things...that and I'm sure that Zeus is still trying to hunt me down and kill me for corrupting his daughter. Love you too, gramps.

Okay, I thought Kansas had some messed up weather in that buffer zone between winter and spring, but this is ridiculou. Leave in the morning bundled up within an inch of your life. Come home shedding layers in the afternoon.

Well, what do you know? Blow up one small town and land in another.


Weird.

That's it. I'm done. Floating vacuums is where I draw the line.

Who needs a roommate?

Who: Laura Hollis and Clark Kent
What: Laura's looking for a possible job
When: Monday afternoon
Where: Madison Valley Arcane
Rating/Warnings: TBD but most likely low/none
Status: Closed/Ongoing

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Who: Everyone
What: St. Patrick's Day party
Where: Verdant
When: Friday evening
Warnings: TBD (let me know if I need to update)
Status: Party post

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Adventures in my boyfriend's body:

Not knowing my own strength and opening a door so hard I hit a woman in the face.

Trying to say "Are you okay" and "I am so freaking sorry" at the same time and ending up yelling "ARE YOU FREAKING SORRY???"

Her taking one look at me through her black eye and ASKING ME OUT

Slamming the door in her face again.

Not sorry.

In the time I have been here, I have read a great number of wonderful books, both modern and classic. I know there are others here who enjoy reading just as much as I.

Who would be interested in a book club? We can choose a book, and discuss it after everyone has had a chance to read it, and move on as time allows.

I wonder if the tattoo place would take in an intern for the summer. Working at the art supply store can get boring.

It was a year ago this week that Nick and I took Cadence camping. We should do that again.

Who: Emily Fornell and Laura Hollis
What: Matchup
Where: Hinkles
When: Thursday afternoon
Warnings: TBD but unlikely
Status: Closed/Ongoing

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Is it wrong to be psyched for hump day tomorrow? Because I am.

Peralta! If this is your idea of a joke, it's not very funny. Maybe we should have left you in that ice cream truck.

I'm only seventeen! I am NOT married.

Who the hell knocked me up and why don't I remember? Also is there a hotel around here? I woke up in some guy's apartment then booked it to work and I kinda need somewhere to sleep tonight.

Aaaaand my love life still sucks. Thanks so much, Madison Valley. Screw me over with all of your other weirdness, but leave me completely out of this one.

You have a very grumpy werecoyote on your hands.

I can't believe I'm getting married tomorrow.

I thought this day would never come and it's finally here. It's really here, and it's really happening.

I love you so much, Stilinski.

Valentine's? All chocolate.

Who: Rosa Diaz and Laura Hollis
What: Detective Diaz and the Mini Detective
When: Sunday morning
Where: Starbucks
Warnings: TBD
Status: Closed/Match-Up/Complete

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Who: Everyone
What: Bonfire
Where: Riverfront Park
When: Saturday after sundown
Warnings: TBD - message me if I need to update this/lock the post
Status: Party Post!

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I love being a coyote. It helps when I'm running late for work. Coyotes, as many other animals, can cover a lot more ground than even a human in a car.

Yes. If you saw a coyote running through the trees and ducking through backyards as sneakily as possible and diving into the garage, that was me and I was on time.

Though it means I have to run back tonight, since I left the car at the house.

You know it's hard to keep the gossip down to enough to read without enough to make you all want to punch me in the face. Of course if there's enough good gossip I'll cross the face punching line in a heart beat.

You need an actual excuse to stock up on chocolate? Wow, who knew?

I say we need to have a weird snowman contest.

Whining about wine how appropriate.

Oh the humanity! Will no one think of the children! Oh wait, K-Mart did. Weaponized children are all the rage.

Scott's been here long enough to have a baby.

Attention Madison Valley, Ash is hot and he belongs to Katniss.

Think Batman can learn anything watching me show him how I trip over my feet? I'm totally willing to give it a try.

Did you sit in sugar because you have a...probably shouldn't finish that pick up line.

Hey I'll pinch you if it'll help.

Yes. You're missing something.

New Arrivals
Someone get this kid a pool and shut her up. Star Butterfly.

Is he blue? Is he blue? Well it kind of looks like it. Kurt Wagner

Someone is proving the red head temper thing. Merida

Belle another person with lack of phone knowledge. I want to see her the first time it's set on vibrate in her pocket.

Another Ella and I don't think I like any of those other places she expected to be.

Yeah well, my dad's a sheriff. Emily Fornell.

Anyone else want to see the personification of America and the Personification of England argue about which football is the real football? Arthur Kirkland.

Okay I have to. you're not in Kansas anymore Dorothy Gale.

So do you actually take someone's word for it when they promise not to eat your brain? Magnus Chase.

Should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque Sarissa.

I'm thinking if you're trying to summon a death goddess I think things are already going wrong. Just saying. Laura Hollis.

Departures
Holding steady this time around.

I'm aware that this is the time of year that most students start thinking about college in the fall. If you are in need of transcripts and paperwork please do not hesitate to call the office. We do as we can to assist students who because of being. Fought here might not have the required documentation.

Also a reminder that we are here to help in housing and adoption cases as well. Please contact myself or Mr. Nast if you need assistance in any of these matters.

Sometimes, I forget it's only 2017.

Okay, I think something went terribly wrong because I'm pretty sure suddenly appearing in a strange dome-covered town in America is not something that happens when one is trying to summon a death goddess.