Madison Valley Role Play

It's that time of year again.

Oh yeah, it's onnnn.

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Saw an entire drama saga at Nordstrom Rack today. Two women started arguing about the validity of Kanye and then ended up fighting over the last size 10 pair of tangerine tango colored yoga pants. The manager came over and had to referee, poor guy.

I was disturbed (and not just by "tangerine tango") while at the same time very entertained.

You know, my first thought probably shouldn't have been "well, at least the animal population here won't kill me".

But it was.

I am one hundred percent certain that Indiana was not on my list of vacation stops. I can't even remember if I've ever been to Indiana.

Thankfully, that means that I didn't start a cult here at any point.