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May 4th, 2020


[info]s_spellman in [info]madisonvalley

The Childless

Hey! So IDK about the rest of you but I for one am really glad to have dodged the chaos bullet currently going on. Now without trying to sound mean, I'm kind of amused by the panicked looks on people's faces. If you, too, feel this way I suggest we meet up in the park and watch the floundering. Popcorn will be provided.

For real, though. While we're having a good laugh we can also be on hand to offer babysitting, or something. Seriously, these guys look so lost!

[info]homagetoziggy in [info]madisonvalley

I think I've finally gotten introduced to the gist of the craziness this place throws at you.. This is way more intrusive than not being yourself.

[Yuuri Katsuki]
There's a little girl here named Elaine that says we're her dads and Amy's her "oven aunt".. I asked her what that means and she told me it's because we used Amy's oven. What is going on!?

[info]imaleo in [info]madisonvalley

So. It's Bring Your Kid to Work Day, right?

[info]lizmvkids in [info]madisonvalley

Mommy has more people around than last time, but I get to see little me and I'm super cute. Hi Madison! I'm not supposed to be on here right now but mommy is busy at the moment.

[info]wholovesthesun in [info]madisonvalley

MAMA ANNA. Daddy's grumpy and needs his happy juice. He keeps staring at me funny!!

I told him who I was and he's calling me a banshee! Daddy's so silly.

[info]scorpisrex in [info]madisonvalley

Locked to the adults (and Narcissa)

What the bloody hell did I do to deserve this? Three of them. And I'm not even asking why the one is so eager to give people shots at the clinic.

So, has anyone else gotten an interesting kid or two that just makes you go 'Huh?'

[info]herotruther in [info]madisonvalley

Paging Alec Lightwood. Paging Alec Lightwood. We have a Lost Daddy Alert outside the Court House. Please come reunite with your child.

Again, Paging Alec Lightwood, Lost Daddy Alert.

[info]allflashnoheat in [info]madisonvalley

[Locked to 'Friends']

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[if you think your person would be on Dorian's friendslist, feel free to reply.]

[info]seekingwater in [info]madisonvalley

Who: Gally & Kendal Crane
What: Who let them have a kid?
When: Monday afternoon
Where: A park
Warnings: Two PTSD teenagers not freaking out
Status: Completed GDoc

Deadpool is a Grandpa. )

[info]iamteamjnpr in [info]madisonvalley

( Wade Wilson )

You have a daughter.

( Qrow Branwen, Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee )

Apparently I have an adorable daughter. ...why?

[info]hadthatcoming in [info]madisonvalley

[Thomas]
So you know how I said yesterday that I didn't have any surprise children so far?

Well, uh. Yeah. Now I do.

[info]freddlesweasley in [info]madisonvalley

( Weiss Schnee )

Our twin boys are back. Are you excited? ...I actually am.

( Scorpius Malfoy )

Along with my twins that arrived, there's a five year old blonde boy who says his name is Draco Malfoy and he wants his mom.

Please help.

[info]rubyridingwolf in [info]madisonvalley

[posted early Monday morning]


The Electric Lady was busy last night, more locals than usual, but a lot of harried looking folks too.

And I got to watch someone pull in another pretty one last night. Man, that 'lost' look does the trick, I should start taking notes for people.

Johanna, Maria, Darcy, we really need to catch up and talk.

[info]abitdifferent in [info]madisonvalley

I am very, very glad this all seems to have skipped over me. As much as I like kids, I don't particularly have any desire for ones of my own.

I'm all for being the cool uncle, though, absolutely.

[info]mylifeasnumber7 in [info]madisonvalley

[Jedikiah Price]
So this happened?
[Klaus Hargreeves]
Congrats...you're an uncle again.

[info]lolfubarbrb in [info]madisonvalley

this is dumb. where's my parents?

i'm elvis and my dad is deadpool and he's gonna kick everyone's butts. my mom says he's a pain in her butt (only she doesn't say butt) but she doesn't mind if he calls her hecken. i'm seven and parents kissing is gross.

[info]deadlockd in [info]madisonvalley

At least this place seems to have a significant sense of humor.

Albeit a twisted one.


[Sweeney]
I might be kind enough to consider offering you that drink, Smartass.


[Harry]
How's that schedule of yours lookin on Wednesday, kid?

Also, you didn't get landed with a mini-me of your own, did you? I'd be willing to schedule something at a more convenient time.

[info]isakyaki in [info]madisonvalley

[Dawn]
Hey, so guess who's back and wants to see you.

[info]mistercory in [info]madisonvalley

Anyone who wants to come in for photos, I'll offer half off packages for as long as the kids are in town.


[Karen]
Congrats, it's a girl.

[info]tiredofhiding in [info]madisonvalley

This whole madness only made it clear that I really need to decide on a house. All these kids in an apartment is not fun at all.

[Alec McDowell]
Got a surprise for you.

[info]nota_prize in [info]madisonvalley

So this is some of that insanity that people were talking about when I showed up. Talk about a real mind fuck.

[Nick Miller]
Congrats, you have a kid, Nick.

[info]gothwitch in [info]madisonvalley

My birthday was this past weekend and I turned seventeen. Again. That's weird.

Best present? No kids showing up!

[Karolina Dean]

I do kind of miss our kid, though. A little.

[info]thisgirlsonfire in [info]madisonvalley

[Peeta Mellark]
This is a message I hoped I wouldn't have to send.

Strange things happen in Madison Valley on a fairly regular basis. I'm not sure if you've noticed, but a number of children have arrived.

Including two belonging to us. From home.


[Susan Pevensie]
Apparently we have a child. His name is Edmund and he's asking if we can go to camp and shoot arrows.


[Haymitch Abernathy]
Help. I have three kids. Two from home with Peeta.


[Primrose Everdeen and Mitsuko Souma]
Things may be a bit more crowded for a while. I've got several children here.

[info]alsoflexible in [info]madisonvalley

I am so glad I'm not caught up in this kid craziness. I wouldn't have been able to handle that.

That said, I'm a pretty good babysitter so hit me up if you desperately need time to yourself.

[info]unassumingomega in [info]madisonvalley

[public, filtered against Sweeney & all children/under eighteens]
Bonus of all this? Offending one of the few people I think I enjoy the company of being around.

Also not being able to get drunk sucks.

[Wednesday]
Is he always that difficult?

[info]rubyridingwolf in [info]madisonvalley

Who: Ruby Lucas and Mercy Thompson
What: Going for a run
When: Monday mid-morning
Where: Around town
Warnings: Mercy and Ruby
Status: Closed/Ongoing

I'm good at it too. )

[info]worksbestalone in [info]madisonvalley

So, how often does bollocks like this happen around here? And what is the cause of it? Is there a library or museum where I can learn about the history and culture of this place? Or someone who can teach me a bit more about how things work around here?

[info]13_doctor in [info]madisonvalley

[Filtered to companions]
Before any of you ask, yes, I have two children. No, Jack, none of them are yours.


[Filtered to Jenny]
You seem to have two siblings now. They're much younger, but if you'd like to meet them...