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Apr. 18th, 2024


[info]lolfubarbrb

Voice post

[Sounds out of breath]

Stardate 6969.69 Captain's Log

Both Anthony Hopkins and I say the Dome's gonna get a shitty review this week, guys! I have to grow a WHOLE HAND BACK. I was doing the hero thing and this big walking douchecanoe STD mushroom bit my favorite hand off! It's gonna take forFREAKINGever!

It's such a mess...

[Sigh]

Once the room stops spinning I'm gonna need to patch my super suit up again.

[...]

Dammit, I think I left the stove on, it's way too hot. [Shouts in the background] Amanda! Travis! Turn the stove off, kay? [A few muffled meows and something breaking]

Apr. 7th, 2024


[info]hide_n_go_suck

In honor of the pillowy apocalypse:

What did the pillow say when the blanket asked it to come hang out?

I'm down.

Mar. 19th, 2024


[info]chosenwitch

Oh wow, I completely forgot about this place, which I guess was the point when returning home. What happened? This looks very different than what I remember, and while it has been years for me...I still think this is a major upgrade.

It's kinda cool! And I don't have to worry about my boyfriend worrying cause he'll still be at the cabin back home. At least the mark on my arm is gone that was trying to expose witches, making it one less thing to worry about.

I'm Emma, and is anyone still here that remembers me? I know it's been a while, but a girl can hope. And this time no guardian is needed. Both the under 18 and one for the chosen one unless Andi pops up, then she can be.

Mar. 9th, 2024


[info]arthurcurry

Well, this isn't where I expected to be.

Feb. 23rd, 2024


[info]agentplant

I went to pick up Jack this morning and it looks like he's gone back home. Does anyone want a cat? I don't know what to do with it.

Feb. 8th, 2024


[info]treesarehome

Who: Speed Dating Participants
What: Speed Dating - Round 5
Where: Old Market on Main
When: Friday February 9th, beginning at 6pm
Warnings: lemme know if there are any
Status: Hands off! Hands on!

Speed dating )

[info]shadeofmean

Who: Speed Dating Participants
What: Speed Dating - Round 4
Where: Old Market on Main
When: Friday February 9th, beginning at 6pm
Warnings: Poke me if there are any.
Status: CHILL UNTIL I SAY GO! Go and have fun!

Speed Dating! )
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[info]plantstalktome

Who: Speed Dating Participants
What: Speed Dating - Round 3
Where: Old Market on Main
When: Friday February 9th, beginning at 6pm
Warnings: lemme know if there are any
Status: PLEASE WAIT FOR THE HEADERS!!!!! GO FORTH AND DATE. The under 21s are below on my list, so my apologies.

Speed Dating Round 3 )
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[info]endless_desire

Speed Dating - Round Two

Who: Everyone signed up for Speed Dating.
What: Speed dating.
When: Friday February 9th, beginning at 6pm.
Where: Old Market on Main
Warnings: Let me know if this needs to be updated.
Status: No touchy pls. Go for it!

... )
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[info]notthedestroyer

Who: Speed Dating Participants
What: Speed Dating - Round 1
Where: Old Market on Main
When: Friday February 9th, beginning at 6pm
Warnings: lemme know if there are any
Status: PLEASE WAIT FOR THE HEADERS!!!!! Do the datey thing.

10 YEARS!!! )
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Jan. 19th, 2024


[info]plantstalktome

Good thing I grocery shopped before this storm started.

I will not be leaving my house until the ice is less...stormy.

The art store won't be open until it's safe for myself and my employees to get there.

[Ace]
We'll ensure everyone gets paid even with the store closed.

[info]callmefinn

Head feels foggy. Don't love this feeling.

Jan. 1st, 2024


[info]notthedestroyer

Call it post-Christmas crazy. Or sleep deprivation due to a one-year-old with the flu. Anyway, whatever you want to call it, I decided today that some traditions can't die just because the people who did them are gone now.

Is anyone interested in doing Speed Dating next month? I'm just getting an idea of how many right now because I have to find a venue and get everything rolling, and it's best to figure it out now.

Dec. 21st, 2023


[info]lolfubarbrb

Super duper lucky the apartment was finished being fumigated last week and Travis and me are all moved back in. Eve! You're the best and I promise I'll come back and try to get that mystery stain out of the living room carpet.

In the spirit of the holidays, don't be alarmed if you see my life-size cardboard cut out of Papa John weaving around the house from the living room windows. I also put up Darla and Opal so it looks like the house is in full swing, rockin' to some Dominick the Donkey.

This year Travis and me are practicing safe consensual Christmas, no bandits will steal anything from my humble abode and the people of Santo Poco will be protected from El Guapo. All is right in the world.

Dec. 17th, 2023


[info]dramaprincess

I need a drink, a trick and a bump not necessarily in that order.

Probably also a CT just to be safe...

Dec. 16th, 2023


[info]lolfubarbrb

An old duct taped ratty box was left at the front desk at Charlie's school, the secretary would've called him to the office via intercom during P.E. (Yeah, Wade slipped her a $10 bill for that privilege). In the box is a folded up: a 5XL hoodie as well as a pair of fancy tea cups along with a note written in crayon on the back of an old toaster manual:

happy secret santa christmas thing new friend! - xoxo wade

ps- i stalked you a little the last week to find out where youd be right now but its cool, im not one of those psychos - xoxo wade again

Dec. 11th, 2023


[info]x_twenty_three

a package is left on Wade's door containing chimichangas, fake Wolverine claws, monkey mittens, shark mittens.

Plus catnip and mittens for the kitten.

Signed - From your Secret Santa.

Dec. 6th, 2023


[info]bamfing

...

I'm not about to complain about losing to Darth Vader.

Dec. 2nd, 2023


[info]amongheroes

Thinking of doing another round of tamales for Christmas, the marshmallow idea gave me one if anyone wants a bag of 5?

Tamales de elote (sweet corn)
Tamales Colorados (chicken with cinnamon and other spices)

and one more open to request.

Nov. 30th, 2023


[info]alittlebloody

Alright, time for Secret Santa sign-ups!

Here's a handy little form to give me your information. You have until December 7th to sign up so I can figure these out and give people a chance to do their shopping.

Maximum price to spend is $50.

Nov. 23rd, 2023


[info]lolfubarbrb

Two things:

1. For those that knew Hecken, Nancy Gama has shuffled off the MV coil. MV you suck

B. After todays pigturduckenalmon incident, my apartment is being fumigated and Travis and I need temporary lodgings. Anyone willing to hook a bruh up when he’s low low low?

Oct. 31st, 2023


[info]madisonmod

[Dated to November 1st]



Please use this post as an such and such character is gone post please and thank you! <3
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Sep. 26th, 2023


[info]lolfubarbrb

If I could really really die like for reals and no take backs, getting brained by giant boba would be high on the list.

… For now I just have a wicked headache.

Aug. 12th, 2023


[info]lolfubarbrb

OMG I have sooooo many lil'uns! And a few returnsies!

Will the following humanoids please come to the front office: George, Neo, Hecken, Monika and Eve. Your table is now ready and your chilluns all wonder where their mommies are.

DEUCES.

Aug. 2nd, 2023


[info]alittlebloody

So this is completely awesome.

Who wants to hire me as a spaceship pilot!?

I'm sure I'd be absolutely...terrible. Well, I'd be terrible.

Jul. 29th, 2023


[info]hi_im_scott

( Friends and Family of Scott and Sharon )

Sharon and I are getting married August 19.

Plan to be there.

Or be square.

( Peter Parker and Ned Leeds )

I need both of you to be my best man.

Yes, both of you. I get two.

( Wade Wilson )

Would you rather be a groomsman or flower girl?

Jul. 7th, 2023


[info]compoundv

Ladies, if you're free this weekend, come say hi to me at The Den. I've got some new moves to show off.

Jul. 1st, 2023


[info]lolfubarbrb

Happy Canada Day, bishes!

Walmart didn't have a Canada Day sweater for Travis so I had to make do with the ole red white 'n blue this year.

cut for photo )

Obviously the weiner costume I have for him isn't appropriate for this particular holiday.

Jun. 29th, 2023


[info]bastionofsanity

I think the thing I enjoyed most about the beach being here was the inspiration. I'd been looking for something new to draw.

Jun. 23rd, 2023


[info]udontmakeiteasy

Well, my texts to Niklaus keep bouncing back, so I have to assume he's no longer here.

May. 22nd, 2023


[info]agentlovato

A friend at work missed my birthday the other day, and today when we both had a shift together she gave me a taco with a candle on it. I thought it was nice. And tasty.

[Dean W]

Thank you for my birthday dinner the other day, and the club after.

I'm sorry I got weird.

May. 21st, 2023


[info]mel_halliwell

I think I need a spa day. Massage, body scrub, masks, mud bath and a facial. Followed by a nice pedicure and a manicure. Anyone want to join me?

May. 19th, 2023


[info]hi_im_scott

So.

I guess I'm back. Sup, Madison Valley?

( Sharon Carter )

Please say you're still here.

May. 2nd, 2023


[info]reidsquickly

Out of curiosity, how many people attended Beltane due to celebrating it and how many attended to simply participate in the event?

I'm asking purely out of academic interest. You can feel free to send me an anonymous answer as I understand the topic may not be one you wish to share openly

May. 1st, 2023


[info]adam_vasic

Blessed Beltane to all who celebrate.


[Filter to 18+]
Yes, I am hosting the annual bonfire this evening. The coordinates are [here].

For those of you who are new, this is an adults only event. There will be sex. Supplies will be available.

Apr. 26th, 2023


[info]sandu_shengshou

Every time I meet someone who understands blades and connections, I count myself lucky.

Apr. 24th, 2023


[info]partiallysuper

I realized I don't sleep much. I have a lot of time on my hands now. What should I be doing with that time??

Apr. 19th, 2023


[info]waitforittttt

Unfortunately those of you who were hoping to have a Meet and Greet with Gary Mendez, he has been sent away.

HOWEVER - I am available if you wish to have an autograph. I've perfected his signature before he left. I also would be happy to take a selfie with you as Gary as well.

Apr. 10th, 2023


[info]thespeedofsound

The house is oddly quiet now with Clint gone.

Apr. 6th, 2023


[info]hates_titanic

[Filtered away from kids under 14 because he's secretly not a monster]

If anyone wants an Easter Bunny to appear this weekend, I've heard Dean Winchester and Crowley both have volunteered to dress up and deliver fun for all the little children.

Mar. 26th, 2023


[info]triplemyfee

Finally had a chance to sit down with the crystal ball I nipped from Oz only to learn it's just a large paperweight.

Mar. 18th, 2023


[info]lolfubarbrb

You wanted 'em! You got 'em! Ladies and germs: Wade's Think Tank (which coincidentially is what I call my bathroom).

Wolverine needs to start a food delivery service called GrubBub. Because your kid needs new shoes and all of the other stuff kids need, like cotton swabs.

Q: What is covered in dirt but stays clean? A: A body in a coffin!

If I dressed up Geraldine in a hoodie and booty shorts, could she pass as a kid at the daycare? Would Steve notice? ...Probably.

I really should stop answering spam calls with: "Tony's pizzeria and crematorium: yesterday's loss is tomorrow's sauce!" Cos the last telemarketer got grumpy

Stomachs assume that all potatoes are mashed

You could've seen a stranger on the last day they were alive

Bean bags are just boneless sofas

Mar. 9th, 2023


[info]lolfubarbrb

Welp. I have been fired from Lou's. One round of "pin the tail on the drunks" too many don't even start about the mashed potato fights. Hey, if that guy hadn't moved at the last second I would've nailed it but instead he got a thumbtack through his forehead.

So I need a new vocation. Someone hire me, dangnabbit!

Mar. 2nd, 2023


[info]agentplant

Just curious. Does anybody happen to play golf?

Feb. 28th, 2023


[info]myafterlifesux

This is a Public Service Announcement

Now hear this. Now hear this. March 6 is my 21st birthday. I will celebrating it in the traditional fashion--doing a pub crawl and getting shit-faced. If you are a Friend of George (or would like to be, and who wouldn't, really?) you are invited to join me.

We will be starting at Lou's Bar so I can wave my new ID in Wade's face and Wade can SUCK IT.

Feb. 23rd, 2023


[info]agentlovato

I've been thinking about it after a conversation I had, and I'm going to adopt a cat.

I haven't had a pet before - except a snake for a very short time - and I've read up on how to take care of them, but personal accounts might be better. Does anyone have any advice?

[Castiel]

We should meet up soon. I feel like we haven't seen very much of each other since I've been here.

Feb. 10th, 2023


[info]wantstodogood

Who: Speed Dating Participants
What: Speed Dating - Round 5
Where: Old Market on Main
When: Saturday, February 11th.
Warnings: Poke me if there are any.
Status: WAIT UNTIL I SAY GO! You can go and comment now!

Speed Dating! )
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[info]thatsabingo_

Speed Dating - Round Four

Who: Everyone signed up for Speed Dating.
What: Speed dating.
When: Saturday, February 11.
Where: Old Market on Main
Warnings: Let me know if this needs to be updated.
Status: No touchy pls. You may proceed. May the odds be ever in your favor.

... )
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[info]scorpisrex

Who: Speed Dating Participants
What: Speed Dating - Round 3
Where: Old Market on Main
When: Saturday, February 11th, beginning at 6pm
Warnings: lemme know if there are any
Status: PLEASE WAIT FOR THE HEADERS - IF YOU DON'T I WILL SMITE YOU You are now clear from smiting.

It's not me, it's YOU. )
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[info]equallycursed

Who: Speed Dating Participants
What: Speed Dating - Round 2
Where: Old Market on Main
When: Saturday, February 11th, beginning at 6pm
Warnings: lemme know if there are any
Status: Please keep your hands and arms inside the vehicle You may now ignore your tour guide.

You know the routine by now )
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