Madison Valley Role Play

[Booming voice.]

CITIZENS OF MADISON VALLEY. THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST ASSOCIATION... IMPORTANT INFORMATION WILL FOLLOW THIS TONE.

[This for the next half a minute...]

..My name is Peter Parker and I love everyone. Except Gwen Stacey because she's a girl and girl's are icky.

So, hiya.

If anyone's looking for a good time and doesn't have a jealous significant other likely to kick my ass, let me know.