Madison Valley Role Play

Perhaps I am in the minority here, but I quite like the cold.

WHO: England & America
WHAT: Meeting up!
WHEN: Saturday afternoon
WHERE: Out & about
WARNINGS: PG for slight adult language?
STATUS: Ongoing/incomplete

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Hello. This is honestly a bit out of my depth. Are we really expected to just live here and accept our fate in some practically anonymous American town? No offence meant. It's very quaint here.

Well, seeing as it's what's done, I ought to introduce myself.

I am England, representative of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. You may also call me Arthur Kirkland if my being an abstraction in the flesh is too unsettling.

Yes, I am the country, and yes, I am very old (not that the latter is anyone's business).