So...Hi. I've been here quite a while but I've mostly just been hanging around the graveyards and the dead. See, I'm the son of Hades, and that stuff is more comfortable to me than actually figuring out the right thing to say to people. I know I can be creepy when people are around me, but I can't help it. I'm not dead, and I'm not going to make you dead. That's not how it works.
So, um, if anyone wants to do anything any time...I guess we could.