Madison Valley Role Play

A list in which Sirius compiles all the things he isn't allowed to do or say, episode 1.

1. Assume all gingers know how to cook.
2. Think of twins as bookends. Though I wouldn't mind being between them.
3. Serve fried snakes to Slytherins.
4. Leashes aren't fun for anyone.
5. No place is safe from vindictive teenagers.
6. I will never take myself siriusly.
7. Try to make potions. That was a bad idea.
8. Not steal James's glasses the first opportunity I get.
9. Make bets with 10 year old girls. I will always lose.
10. Use a magic 8 ball (do they still have those?) to make decisions for me.

Not sure about that last one though, it seems like a healthy life decision from this point.

Also, apparently Padfoot smells like a dog. Who knew? Jamie says he's not allowed on the sofa, but I think that's rubbish. It's there or the bed, git, take your pick.

If that fails, I've got a dog you might like. Anyone want to take him in? He's house trained so you don't have to worry about the mess.

WHO: Karrin Murphy and OPEN
WHAT: Finding a job at last...joy.
WHERE: Walmart
WHEN: Tuesday morning
WARNINGS: TBD, likely low
STATUS: Open/Ongoing

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When Wal-mart has to hire extra security at Christmas, something's wrong. And when that security ends up with a black eye and busted lip from getting an X-Box thrown at their head, something's really wrong.

Dammit, I should have broken both of their wrists.

WHO: Molly Carpenter and OPEN
WHAT: Playing in the Snow
WHEN: Tuesday morning
WHERE: By the River
WARNINGS: TBD, likely low
STATUS: Open/Ongoing

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Right, so I think we should incorporate some sort of gift-exchange into Cuthbert and Roland's little party. Doesn't have to be anything big or fancy, just kind of one of those things where you draw names and spend maybe $10 on the other person.

What do you say? Maybe bring a little more Christmas spirit into the town.

WHO: Thomas Raith and OPEN
WHAT: Finding a temp job, then getting a hot drink
WHEN: Tuesday morning
WHERE: Walmart and the Coffee Shop
WARNINGS: TBD
STATUS: Open/Ongoing

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Seriously. What's with all the death threats around this place?

I still don't see the point of this Christmas Day.

So how do people celebrate Christmas around here?


Grantaire, do you want to help me decorate my apartment?

The sub-dermal implant my parents put in me doesn't actually account for time travel. So I think they'll just be a little pissed off that I've gone and time traveled without their knowledge. Dad probably can't send an extraction team 30 years into the past to get me. Probably. But it's a possibility.

Though oddly I wonder if time travel would actually flip the switch to make it start beaming my location and not just my vitals.



Hello, my darlings, it's a pleasure to be here until I start eating your faces. I won't be in the presence of mind to care but that's not anyone else's idea of a good time, I know.