A list in which Sirius compiles all the things he isn't allowed to do or say, episode 1.
1. Assume all gingers know how to cook. 2. Think of twins as bookends. Though I wouldn't mind being between them. 3. Serve fried snakes to Slytherins. 4. Leashes aren't fun for anyone. 5. No place is safe from vindictive teenagers. 6. I will never take myself siriusly. 7. Try to make potions. That was a bad idea. 8. Not steal James's glasses the first opportunity I get. 9. Make bets with 10 year old girls. I will always lose. 10. Use a magic 8 ball (do they still have those?) to make decisions for me.
Not sure about that last one though, it seems like a healthy life decision from this point.
Also, apparently Padfoot smells like a dog. Who knew? Jamie says he's not allowed on the sofa, but I think that's rubbish. It's there or the bed, git, take your pick.
If that fails, I've got a dog you might like. Anyone want to take him in? He's house trained so you don't have to worry about the mess.