I can't say I don't regret it but it's been several interesting discoveries and questions. Like why are people seemingly obsessed with making me a muggle? When no one else is even! And sadly popular is making me sleep with my best mate. Who is both my favourite person and a terrible human being and most definitely has not been blessed with the right parts for that.
Passing my wife around to all my mates has come up several times. Definitely opposed to that one.
I would have thought my fans had better taste.