PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

The police obviously have far too much time on their hands, and I certainly can't imagine why, given the sort of nonsense that goes on around here.

My darling lovelies, I was approached today for having the audacity to smoke a cigarette out-of-doors.  Isn't it just the absolute most?  Of course, I told the officer that if he were a proper upright sort of lad he'd have seen the smoke and immediately taken actions to put me out.  Did he want a case of spontaneous combustion on his hands?

So what do you do after you finish comforting someone when you're actually not very comfortable about the thing you comforted said person about?

I mean. I meant a lot of the stuff that I said. But I don't want to add my worry to Heather's, so I'm just trying to play the optimistic guy. She needs me to be that person, right?

I'm sorry I haven't been around much.

I've been swamped with job interviews and trying to decide which one I'll take. It's looking pretty good, but I want to make sure I'm making the right decision.

How have you been?

It feels strange, getting back into the grind of things after being deadaway for so long, but I'm getting used to it. I read about that vampire army that's supposed to come storming through the city. Scary stuff, but I guess you guys will deal with it, huh?

My name is Tommy Oliver. I'm sure you're already aware of our current situation, being stuck in your world like many others. And I'm also aware that you have a teams you have already picked based on abilities to help in this battle. We'd like a chance to help and work more closely with you. We won't pretend to know everything about your world, but we would like you to know that we are here and more than willing to help in the fight. We need to learn from you and follow your lead, because this is your home you know the field the best. If you ever need us, the power rangers be standing by. There are six of us here. Power Rangers. If you ever need any of us, contact me by e-mail, or phone.

[Address], [number]

Can I ask you something?

Question.

Vampire bite. Simple first aid job or bigger problem? Google gave answers both ways.

How was I supposed to know she had a pair of fangs on her?

I saw you offer to help the gentleman with wards and the like. I was wondering what books you managed to keep/get while here. My library is far from what it once was and while I have the means somewhere in them to find the spells I was looking for? If you had a couple of the books on advanced shield charms or wards, I'd be most happy.

What is a 'shower'? Can't just be rain, because I can't take rain, eh?

True or false:

Trying to steal a vampire's most prized possession right off his very back is an intelligent life choice.