PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

So, anybody want to do something? Hang out? Have a few drinks? Or watch movies and play video games? Maybe date? Or have some wild fun. I'm bored and open to anything. Except for patrols. Already did that for the last three nights, so I need a break.

ETA: Scorpius fails sometimes. Lol. Post is now "filtered against baddies", due to this.

I was curious if there are any magically inclined people that could help me. You see I’m having quite a difficulty sleeping and well some pain as well. Normal means aren’t being helpful. Xander suggested I should inquiry on it.

S'funny. First time in years I ain't had some sort of business onna full moon. Kind of... boring, innit? An' here I was warned about the things what go 'bump' in this town's night.

F'I were a bit more daft, I'd be disappointed. As it is, s'a right near thing. Anyone got any business for a bituva down-on-'is-luck magician? Might as well make use of meself.

Oi, whazit- Faith? You still up for that visit, luv? Beats sittin' about down the pub alone.

Is this really what people are reduced to doing with their lives nowadays? Posting every little problem that has ever plagued them on a public message board for the world to see?

So some god decided to shit you out sixty two years ago, only to leave you with a list full of burdens and his two week old sextuplets? Well guess what? NOBODY cares. Someone calls you a whore or an idiot or a purple groundhog and you move on with your life. Get over it. It’s really not that hard to do.

In case you people didn’t notice, you have a city full of psychos, clowns, evil lunatics and God only knows what else. One of these days one of them is going to decide that he wants to turn the world into a giant bowl of ice cream and the person who can stop it won’t be there. He or she will be here. Whining like a three year old and hoping to get hours of attention and buckets full of sympathy.

You’re not the feature story on Oprah. Stop acting like it.

What has happened to me!?








ooc: Valek after his fall in the pits

filtered; alice
Do you see her anywhere?

filtered; james
If you have my daughter I will tear Victoria apart in front of your eyes.

ooc: and edward jumps to conclusions, lol

[posted as Raidon]

I see our lady has already made our presence known. Allow me to introduce ourselves. I am Raidon, and our lady is the Lady Kumiko. Our brother is Toru.

I will make this offer only once. Give us the Slayers and the source of the Champion's power and we will be on our way. You have until sunrise.

If we are refused I make this invitation to all those who call themselves evil. If you think yourselves worthy of fighting at our side, come and meet us. And we will burn this city to the ground.

I threw a vampire into one of those pits this morning. He came out all shiny and new, and surprisingly, he was also very alive. He tried to hit me with a stick afterwards, so I had to eat him, but even so, I learned what to stay away from today.

I want to fling one of the Cullen brats into one and then
Wouldn’t it be so
I love this place

That Nomak guy? The ugly one? Whoever’s responsible for him should consider keeping him on a very short leash. I have the feeling that he is insane and should be admitted to some kind of facility before he gets himself killed. Because if he yells at me to hit him again, I’m going to take my time ripping him into little pieces and then throwing them into the ocean.

He has a death wish and if I see him in person one more time, I might just feel up to granting it.

Congratulations, asshole. No one’s ever annoyed me as much as you do. You broke a record.

(ooc: Yeah, James is totally not being nice to poor Jared. So Jared? Have a shiny new vampire enemy!)

Do you know that if you poke at and piss off a werewolf enough on a night that isn’t harboring the full moon, they grow their fur despite this apparent setback? I didn’t know that until the other day. Huh. I guess you learn something knew all the time.

[Filtered to Valek]
Have any new babies yet? Or did you decide to dump the idea of making yourself a new friend?

I can't sleep. I've been trying since I got back home and I just...

I can't stop thinking about what happened. What could have happened.

Some people aren’t very good at games, and there are instances when I wonder if they’re even trying at all. Do they even care that every hour brings them one step closer to losing? I mean, don’t they know that if they fail, someone is going to suffer for it, somebody who can’t even play the game properly because she finds it too difficult to move?

I have a feeling we're going to have to put the kitty down. She's not doing so well.

I never thought that screams could be so annoying. It’s actually starting to get on my nerves. I’ve been sitting here hoping that she won’t choose to let go and take the easy way out. You never can tell what they’re really thinking when they’re looking you in the eye. In the end, I’ll have to put my faith in her and hope that she keeps her eyes open.

(ooc: Yes, this is James being mean and throwing out hints for anyone who might be looking for you know who.)

Bollo just want whoever took Hermione to know when I find him I'm gonna rip is head off, k?

And if someone else find im I'm gonna come and do it anyway.

I think it is time I introduce myself. I am Valek.

Los Angeles and unfinished business to attend to.

Things could have turned out much worse.

HERMIONE?! HAS ANYONE SEEN HERMIONE?!

This place is insanity!

If someone betrayed you, would you forgive them?

Given that they were truly sorry.

You know what? I think I like it here. With so many ways to keep myself entertained, I don't see how I could complain about being stuck in a city with the very same people who found it fun to rip me to pieces and then burn my still living remains.

To those few lovely people (you know who you are), don't worry about a thing. We'll settle things eventually. Here's to hoping that the road isn't too bumpy. I know how you'd all hate it if that were the case.

Uh-oh. Someone is in trouble.