PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Is it normal for there to be so many thieves running through this city? Are you aware of this?

I couldn't possibly have found a city darker than Gotham. No way.

Well, this isn't exactly Gotham, but I think it will do nicely.

I know that people always say that things will get worse before they get better, but this place is ridiculous.

Um...

Someone should tell me what's going on. Right now.

While my company already has blue prints for the reconstruction of Los Angeles ready (samples of said blue prints are available on Wayne Enterprise's website for the public to view), I'd like to take the public's opinion into consideration before I give the go-ahead for construction to begin. So, I ask this, citizens of LA: what parts of the city would you like to see rebuilt and why?

Guess I should make a point of asking. Anyone from Gotham?

For that matter. I'm thinking about hanging out my shingle here to see if I can make some pro-bono points. Anyone looking for legal representation? Top of my class at Harvard, made law review, Gotham City District Attorney...

Los Angeles, the famed city of angels. It's unfortunate that a city once so grand and full of life is falling apart at the seams. That's why my company and I are stepping up to help rebuild. We'll start with the downtown area then work our way out, first removing the rubble and the beyond-repair, then reconstructing and erecting new buildings. The blueprints my teams have assembled can be found for the public to view on Wayne Enterprise's website.

My name is Bruce Wayne and I look forward to entering into many business ventures with the people and companies of this city.

Well this is unfortunate...