PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Right, so. Since I can't find a decent poker game to get into and I'm in need of cash for a fair stock on smokes, I've decided to let myself go for hire for a bit for those of you who can't properly defend themselves out against the big and bad. Any takers?

Pety little humanoids with your pety little games, but some of you are not human, are you? Oh no, no, no. So much more, so much brighter. Some of you have chaos that follows you around like puppies, lost on their way. Pretty pretty energies.

Mmm..who should I thank for the chaos?

Pretty pretty little sounds...pretty pretty little creatures. Pity, it's such a pity that you're all so weak.

Mmm..chaos. Must love it. Embrace it, love love, love. Give me more.


((OOC note: -facepalm-I apologize ahead of time for Wanda's insanity. She manifests herself in several ways inside of my head...her..insanity is one of the big ones. And I love it. It's like she's got a double personality..))

The silly little vampires decided they wanted to play with me.

Apparently, these pathetic creatures never learn.

Who wants to come play with me? We'll dance in their dust.

Not good.

Energy shifts again...

Little players in a bigger whole. Too much chaos now.

Mmm...the chaos in the city is amazing.

And just think, silly little humans running and screaming from the oncoming tidal wave.

Oh how fun! Just listening to their screams is like music to my ears.

I want to play...

Still no sign of my darling brother.

And this city...its absolutely atrocious.

Little things with sharp, pointy teeth, oh where are your balls now? You come out to play with the Scarlet Witch...and you get hurt. Naturally, whatever they were, they have no thoughts of self preservation.

People get far too worked up over the media.

Although I can't say there's not something about that bright boyo that I find interesting...

Pardon me, but everybody seems to be mentioning "TV".
Is it a disease? Because when I went for a walk not too long ago I overheard a young man saying his grandmother died of TB and that it was a very painful for her. It sounded like such an unpleasant end.
I can't imagine why anybody would want to watch a disease..

Where the bloody fuck am I?!

AND WHERE THE HELL IS PIETRO?!

I swear to God, if this is a joke of Magneto's, I am going to personally rip his bones from his body.

Or if one of you are hiding my lover brother, may God have mercy on your souls, for I will have NONE on your bodies.