PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

You ever wake up, yeah, and wonder what the hell you just dreamt of, and then not really know where you are and get all paranoid?

Yeah, I did that this morning, right, and I got well confused, and I couldn't find my hair straighteners anywhere. Well nightmarish, you know?

I'm so damn tired, but I can't sleep.

Someone talk to me?

Alright, where the in the twenty-six millennium sky counters am I? This ain't like any other Top Shop I've ever been in, it's more like a completely new city from the one I just stepped away from.

This is mental.

Anyone seen my mate Howard? He's got this caterpillar for a moustache and his hair's never seen a comb since the 20's. Small eyes like a shrimp, darting around the place, like he's got something to hide. Anyone?