PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Halloween. The stupidest, most ridiculous holiday in the history of holidays. Followed closely by Christmas, which I'm not even gonna get into.

I can't stand all of this holiday talk. All the costumes in the stores. All of it. It's stupid and ridiculous and I'm GLAD that I live in a hotel because if anyone turned up at my doorstep asking for candy in stupid little costumes then I'd probably do something that would get me arrested.

Uh....okay, this..is so not my fault this time.

...I think. Ares? Not funny anymore.. It's got to be his fault-how else would I be in..wherever this is. Where is this? Is it some kind of weird illusion or is this actually happening?