PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

The question begs askin':

You lot got somethin' of a vampire problem, in th' city, so I've seen. Should I be worryin' about lycans, then, come th'full moon?

[Filtered to Zatanna] Let's head off down the pub. My shout. 'Bout time we started ignorin' things face-to-face, eh?

Faded pictures on the wall
It's like they're talking to me
Disconnecting your call
Your phone don't even ring
I gotta get out
Or figure this shit out
It's too close for comfort

[OOC: Disturbia - Rihanna.]

A lady loves expensive clothes
and pretty jewels and furs and french chapeaus
she loves her lingerie in black
it suits her zodiac

Loves a penthouse where she'll be content to stay
finds little gifts on her breakfast tray
but now and then pack and sail away
for a simple Riveria holiday

A lady loves beaucoup l'amour
but first of all she loves to be secure
and she adores the subtle phrase
that it's the man who pays

Yet there is one vital thought she will place above
all the things I mention of
that most of all a lady loves to love!

[ooc: A Lady Loves from I Love Melvin]

[ooc: yes, I went there.]

♪What is this feeling, so sudden and new
I felt the moment I woke up (at 2)?
My pulse is rushing, my head is reeling.
My face is flushing- what is this feeling?
Fervent as a flame, does it have a name?

Yes.... yes-

Loathing. Unadulterated loathing....♪

[Filtered from baddies]

When a famous poet and mystic was shown his eternal lot by an angel, he saw what many of us would consider Hell. However, when the angel left, the man saw something more pleasant.

Christians will say that their Bible has no errors. 2 Samuel reports that God, furious with Israel, incited David against them, and told him to count the people of Israel. In 1 Chronicles the one who incites David to count them is Satan.


Wanting Ahab to fall at Ramothgilead, God asked the spirits in Heaven how he should do this. In the end, God gave a spirit permission to become a lying spirit in the mouths of all of Ahab's prophets.


I ran into some people who insisted on telling me about how God is an all benevolent being who vomits rainbows and sunshine. That's what inspired what I wrote above. Except for that very first part.

Something normal? This is normal for me. One man's normal is another man's absurdity.

S'funny. First time in years I ain't had some sort of business onna full moon. Kind of... boring, innit? An' here I was warned about the things what go 'bump' in this town's night.

F'I were a bit more daft, I'd be disappointed. As it is, s'a right near thing. Anyone got any business for a bituva down-on-'is-luck magician? Might as well make use of meself.

Oi, whazit- Faith? You still up for that visit, luv? Beats sittin' about down the pub alone.

We should have gotten him.

I'm making holy water. Who needs some?

See, this is why I avoid the colonies, me. No sense of timing. All I wanted was a week's rest. One week- simple enough, 'r so I thought.

How'd that turn into four years- four years, in one night, more over. I applaud the initiative, but really, s'just as easy to phone, innit?

Who've I got to thank for me little time warp- an' more importantly, why'm I still in LA?

An' what's that smell?

I... am not supposed to be here. I only walked out a door, that was all. I was going to speak with my brother, and then... this. I've never heard of anyone with the ability to send another away, to another place, to another time. I don't belong in this city. Or in this year, to be completely truthful.

And some disgusting creature had the nerve to attack me last night. He’s no longer with us because of his stupidity . He, well… he turned to dust when I squeezed too hard. I do believe I accidently ripped his head off. It served him right, though.