PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

There's something wrong with Clark, do you mind if I go see Bart and try to figure out what's wrong with him?

Clark told me to ask you about the colors red and silver. He really needs to chill out before he goes off the deep end. I hope he doesn't track me down and kill me or anything. Because I'm in the room right next to his. So... he wouldn't have to do any tracking. Scary.

You can drop by the Hyperion anytime. I spoke to Cordelia for you.

So there is this girl named Usagi, and she likes to help people. Apparently she's Sailor Moon or something. Anyway, she likes to help people, and she kinda needs a place to stay so I told her I'd talk to you guys and see if you could use her help.

Who is this? I feel as if I know him...

And if I am right, I'm not going to like the answer.

I understand that most of us are suddenly feeling compelled to tell the truth and the whole of it at that. If you really want to make a confession, write it down on a sheet of paper and then destroy it or face yourself in the mirror. I feel like I've just read the notes to the world's biggest therapy session gone wrong, including several mental images I wish I didn't have and things I didn't want to know and it's making me really uncomfortable.

And if you really have to confess something, make it good so I can have a good laugh. I could use one right about now.

[Filtered to Cordelia]
I think it's a truth serum. I have a dead professor's laptop as a lead. Anything on your end?

How are you holding up?
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I hate Chloe but I still think she is hot. I would take her to bed in a second and if she struggled, I would tell her to shut up, lay back and not move. I have a strong desire to kidnap her and lock her in a room and then, when I begin to find her boring and overused, I will have her slit her own throat with a rusty hunting knife. And after this is finished, I would want Lex to end himself with that same knife, but only after I am done torturing him for many, many weeks.

A am very, very insane.

I blame Lex for my problems. It is his fault. I still have the scars. They make me look like a drug addict.

Lex Luthor happens to be pretty kickass in bed.

I think I might be starting to love my husband.

Somehow….I don’t think being a Rutian Twi'lek is going to be easy on this planet.

My commlink is not working. I am hoping this way of communication does.

So where's all the self-proclaimed big, bad and uglies? I don't think I've seen any yet. It's sorely disappointing.

Edit: And because I refuse to make another post just for this...what's with the mortals at the moment? I was just approached and asked if my 'codpiece' was as full as it looked. While I'm all for being forward and stating what's on your mind, even for me..that was a bit of a shock. It got me laid though..so I'm not really complaining.

Whoever drew the yellow unicorn on my door with purple flowers is gonna get punched. And it’s gonna hurt. And the blue carebear shirt that was put on my cat is not funny. I frickin hate this hotel. These people think they’re getting more hilarious by the second and I hate to burst their bubble, but they are not comedians.

[Filtered to people at the Hyperion]

Since I’m like giving you guys pizza and candy and stuff, and since I already have friends staying at the hotel, could I come and stay there too? I don’t want to keep making Oliver spend his money on me staying at this place and I think there’s an antichrist in one of the rooms above me, and I think he has a gross sex toy up there with him and it freaks me out. I could help with stuff.

This is not the correct place, nor is it the correct time. But it will do, I suppose.

Lex, I am going to kill you. I’ll thank you first of course, and then I will murder you. Or better yet, I will have you murder yourself. How does that sound to you? After what you did to me for five years, I do want your opinion on this matter. I have many ideas for how we can go about putting this plan into action. I will post the top ten once I decide which ones are good enough to make that list.

I was thinking that I could go for your wife first. I heard that you had one here. And children too. Keep them close, Mr. Luthor. You would not want the rabid dog who broke out of his cage to get to them, now would you?

I think not.

I am feeling lucky. Very lucky…

Chloe, I thought we could take the kids out. Maybe shop around for clothing. What do you think?

Um. Hospital. Now.

I think you'll find that while Lois' comments on the board are more than unnecessary, they aren't enough for me to go out of my way to give her a hard time. They kind of amuse me, and to be honest, I have better things to do with my time than to sift through the various comments between herself and her little friends.

This is nothing new for me. I grew up my entire life having to deal with critics. Lois is just another. Her mouth may be a little bigger than some, but she has failed to cross that line that would make all the difference when it ultimately comes down to her personal safety.

I suggest you make sure that it stays that way.

So I wanna know what the FUCK has Smallville so busy that he can't look after his supposed best friend. How the HELL did he let her marry SATAN? I really wanna fucking know.

Oliver? AC? Bart?

This isn't funny.

Hey, I know you do a lot for me and I really appreciate it, but Lois just got here, and she is my cousin, I love her. I've died for her, and I know she is going to do something crazy and Lex is gonna hurt her. Can you just...look out for her or something? I can't lose Lois. I just...can't.

If you send Venom or your little electric barbie doll after my cousin, we will have problems.

Someone wanna tell me when Metropolis decided to look darker than the freaking city of Gotham?

Or maybe want to tell me why I was walking into the Daily Planet and now I'm in a coffee shop in what looks like Dante's Inferno?

I want answers and I want them now.

Veronica is okay, I wish I could say more but I'm taking a big enough risk as it is telling you this.

I'm bored, so I present you all with a few pleasant moments of reading.

- During an hours swim at a public pool you will ingest 1/12 liters of urine.
- An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
- In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept.
- If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
- Modern teenagers are better behaved than their counterparts of 20 years ago, showing "less problematic behavior" involving sex, drugs and drink. (We win! We’re better. Deal with it.)
- The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it. (Think about that next time you're shoving a Hershey bar down your throat.)

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Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?

( See what you just did! )

LuthorCorp is currently looking to hire new employees. If anyone is interested, feel free to drop by my office for an interview.

I've been very busy with work lately. Which means that I've neglected to introduce myself to the newcomers of L.A. I'm Lex Luthor. If any of you are having trouble settling down, let me know. I'd be more than happy to help you get situated.

( Chloe. )

For anyone who didn't understand Mantis' earlier post, here it is plain and simple for everyone to get.

Katara is dead. She died earlier this evening, while on a mission. No, I'm not discussing the details so don't bother asking. The point is, she's gone... and she isn't coming back.

We're going to hold a service for her once we can get it organized. We aren't calling the morgues and we aren't calling the hospitals. She was one of us until the very end, and her burial will be taken care of by us as well.

Anyone who wants to help, that would be wonderful.

And rest assured that whoever was responsible for this is going to pay. Dearly.

Kara told me what you plan to do, and I can't let you do that.

I'm back with Lex. Don't come after me.

Hey computer geniuses, I have a project for you.

The agony that you humans feel on a daily basis is very upsetting. How do you function?

I thought morning sickness was supposed to go away by now.

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Okay, I know I didn't teleport here and now I can't even lea This isn't Smallville. Can anyone tell me what's going on?

The sun must be destroyed.

Pathetic humans.

So...the news is not good. I'm way too stressed out, apparently.

I wonder why...

The doctors have ordered me to complete bed rest until further notice.

Someone please shoot me.

I will be returning soon. Be prepared to leave.

I can't...

Something is wrong..

Okay, that storm was completely unexpected. I know this because there were no reports of incoming severe hurricanes. I was fortunate enough to have walked in the door sometime after it started.

I was safe. There's a "panic room" in my mansion, a secret room of reinforced titanium. Perfect for those times when Mother Nature decides that she doesn't like you. But.. I'm worried. First, Chloe gets kidnapped, and now someone else I care about is missing.

I didn't see Arthur anywhere. At all. I've searched high and low, every room, every hiding spot. Nowhere. Dammit, I knew I should have gotten those security cameras fixed. I hope he wasn't taken too. If anyone sees him, could you tell me if he's alright? That hurricane certainly is not the safest time to be outside, along with all the vampires and other monsters out there.

The breeze was nice.