PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

So, like...what do y'all past folk people do for entertainment around here? I'm getting bored. Isn't this city supposed to have an eternal sparkle of glamor with something to do 'round every corner? 'Cause all I've come across is dudes in dire need of plastic surgery thinking it's a good idea to try and attack a Gundam Pilot guy like me. Which isn't.

And speaking of that...what is up with them turning to ash? I mean, killing isn't a new concept to me, but the whole exploding into dust at the end of the whole ordeal is a little strange. Like something out of a classic an Anne Rice novel.

which is retarded, 'cause vampires ain't real

Well this is hardly fair. Twenty-first century Los Angeles is about as interesting as that petri dish turned out to be. Not even this petty squabble between good and evil holds very much interest, anymore.

I really don't see why I should be stuck in this primitive place just because my father made a few errors in judgment. They're his mistakes to learn from, not mine.

The International Space Station. Right. That is the sorriest excuse for a space station if I've ever seen one.

god, i miss the colonies

Should I say something? I don't particularly want military to be called in over a 'possible threat', especially since we don't mean any harm.

The Mobile Suits---they're not.. I mean, no one has anything to worry about.

May I please ask the date? Please tell me that I'm reading things wrong.

.. I didn't mean for us to make the news.