PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Apparently I have internet homework. Anybody know what a 'nom' is?

These books should be a required read.

Uh, Bobby? You know anything about plumbing? The sink upstairs is messed up and I am completely and entirely at a loss as far as household repairs are concerned.

Kinda makes me feel useless, in a way. I'm supposed to be a guy and I don't know anything about plumbing? Weird.

Oh yeah, and by the way everyone, I'm a freak again.

( A belated 'Welcome to the Weird Ass Universe' gift. )

Lemme know if you like it.

I woke up to go to work this morning like always for first shift, and theirs one little problem. Either I'm still dreaming or it doesn't exist anymore. Please tell me I'm dreaming?