PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Having been holed up in a hotel room for most of my stay here so far, I need something fun to do.

The problem I run into is this, I'm not too familiar with this town. So, suggestions?
Honestly. Who do I have to kill to have fun?

What devilry is this? Do all men in this place explode into dust when dispatched?

Leo?

...

Phoebe? Paige?

Where is everyone?! And for that matter, where the hell am I?

Funny.. this doesn't look like NY.
What the hell happened?

More importantly, please say someone knows where the nearest Krispy Kreme is, it's kind of one of those days months.