I did it! I finally killed a vampire!
I was coming out of a club when he was there, looking all creepy. I don't know if he was really thinking of killing me out in the open like that, but I didn't like the way he was leering at me. So I did what I read I should do. I threw some holy water in his face and took out my stake. That didn't seem like enough, burning his face, so I aimed lower and stabbed him in the crotch, and while he was screaming, I stabbed him in the chest several times until I left it in there and he turned to dust. The people around me were amazed!
I haven't fought a monster since Silent Hill. Now, this may not seem like much of an accomplishment, but for a girl who spends her time drinking and...well,
you know...killing a vampire's a pretty big deal! I'm not going to become a slayer or anything, but I'm really quite proud of myself.
So take note, you guys out there. I'm not just a pretty face who can demonstrate a few dance moves. I can also defend myself pretty well.
Lady Maria, dancer and killer of scumbags.
Edit: People, I know I got lucky. I was just excited over killing a vampire and my brain kinda died on me for a moment there. Now that I'm back to normal, I've got other things on my mind. Like how pirates taste...