You know, I'm really tired of people on the street saying that I'm from Harry Potter after I tell them my name. I'm not
from Harry. Harry didn't give birth to me and send me off into this world, did he?
No. I don't think so. I have a mother. Her name is Molly Weasley. You want to make a big show and get all smart on me by saying that I'm from someone? Start with her. She's the one who went through hours of agonizing pain just so that I could EXIST, all right?
Merlin.And you know what else? I WILL
NOT PERFORM MAGIC TRICKS FOR YOU WHILE I'M WORKING. I've got tables to get to! Mouths to feed! Stop begging to me to magically enhance things!