Mar. 21st, 2009

[info]godschosen

DING-DONG THE BITCH IS GONE.

Tat's fucking right, I said it. She's gone/ and I can say whatever the hell I want about it. She just... she fucking comes in like this, y'know?" fucking comes and goes however the fuck she wants to screws arounf with shit and leaves. Leaves us alone and then she'll egt pissed again when one of us fucks up again. Or just fucks.

She laughs about fucking. But her idea of it is just utting her hand one someone's stomach and shouting 'you're pregnant. deal with it,' and I remember thinking if she ever got it properly maye she would't be so fucking judgemental all the time. She hates it so we don't even get to do it. What the fuck's the matter with it. She created it. Why the fuck would she keep us from something she created? It should be fucking divine. But no... she reserves everything for those she favours. Who's that? One guess.

It's not us.

She figured it out this time. Frogave all of us for now, but only because that fucking demon got her. she only learns adter she gets fucked aroudn, then it's back to business as usual.

We follo her into the depths of Hell because her love is like a fucking drug. Nothing in return. We're nothing more than fucking servants.


[ooc: Why did God ban alcohol that one time? Because drunk bartleby is drunk.]

Mar. 20th, 2009

[info]godschosen

So, does this mean we can drink now? As long as it means I don't have to pick up any more fucking swords.

[info]nopoweroverme

filtered against baddies;

It's been quite a while since I've posted a useless but fun post on these boards, and since things like quotes and MASH and so on were generally fun, let's try this.

Read the following questions, imagine the scenes in your mind and then write down the very first thing that you visualize. Don't think about the questions excessively, just go with your instinct.

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?
8. What do you do with the cup?
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?
10. How will you cross the water?

After you've answered, I'll give you the explanation under a filter so everyone can take a shot at it without spoiling themselves.

my answers! )

[ooc: Just a suggestion - write these up for your characters before OOCly reading any of the comment responses. It's worth it for the fun character development, for you AND for the characters. XD]

Mar. 9th, 2009

[info]godschosen

Jesus Fucking Christ, yeah, I said it, I'd forgotten how much I can't fucking stand blood.

It's all fun and games before I'm trying to empty my non-existent stomach. And it shouldn't have been fun in the first place. Aw, fuck.

Mar. 6th, 2009


[info]lovemesomepie

Backdated to the morning of the 6th

Filtered to angels and Winchesters & co )

Filtered to good guys )

Claires )

OOC: Anyone wanting in who hasn't said anything before should respond to this post. Jessi will have John reply to each of them ICly and he'll place them in the groups that were OOCly made up based on their abilities. Thanks!

Mar. 4th, 2009

[info]godschosen

Filtered from Baddies

Do me a favor? If any of you see triplets with hockey sticks or a demon made out of shit, call a friendly neighborhood angel.

Oh, and by the way, we're probably all fucked.


[Filtered to the Winchester Family/friends, from Ben]
My anal-retentive attention to detail reminds me that you were the only ones who knew about Her mortal form. Just saying.

Feb. 15th, 2009

[info]ex_ascended201

As much as I wanted to be bitter about V-Day (VD, venereal disease, I've been making this connection all day), now that's hard to do.

Thanks, Peter, it's appreciated. A lot.

I miss him

Jan. 28th, 2009

[info]godschosen

Once upon a time, there was a hierarchy. Humans did the getting sick and the dying thing and Jesus did all the healing, and only if you really fucking deserved it. None of this 'shoot me for show so I can come back to life' shit.

I'd be shitting bricks if someone stole my act this badly.

Jan. 4th, 2009

[info]ex_ascended201

Filtered to Angels- not Valtiel

Well the hell is this shit? It's bad enough everyone here seems to hate us, but now we've some guy saying he's The Metatron? Coming from a world where Angels are actually demons, meaning he is a complete monster.

This is crap. Lets just kill him now Tell me, O wise Old Timers. Has this ever happened before?

I'll stop bitching now.

Jan. 3rd, 2009

[info]closer_to_god

Just once I would prefer it if my Lord had a chance to make her reign on Earth. As her closest I will ensure that one day her dream comes to fruitation, and the promise that she made to mankind will not have been made in vain.

[Private to Heather and Alessa]

Heather, Alessa? Don't think I don't know you're here. I suppose I can't really fault you Heather, since you are only but a copy of the original, Why can She not seem to reincarnate people properly? but you Alessa, don't think for a moment that you're free. As soon as I bring you back to where you belong your purification will start again. I don't delight in doing it, but your sins and blasphemies against God are great. I hate to think what sins you've racked up in this place.

[Private to Dahlia]

Dahlia, one of those most faithful to God, yet you are also the one with the least amount of faith.

Dec. 29th, 2008

[info]angelradio

...alright, I'll admit, it's been a while since something like this has happened. But this shouldn't happen, I'm still holding my Grace, why would I be called here?

Someone want to explain? Bonus points for the most exciting version of the truth.

Dec. 24th, 2008


[info]thevoiceofgod

Fucking hell. Well, this is just brilliant timing.

[Filtered to Angels/Heavenly Beings (current & former) and AGAINST God]

Ridiculous. Absolutely bloody ridiculous. I leave you all alone for, what, a few seconds, and this is what happens? She's reenacting Pharaoh's Plagues on a random city for no apparent reason! Why are none of you attempting to dissuade her temper? Why do I have the feeling you are encouraging it? Uriel. Gabriel. My money is on one of you.

Who pissed Her off in the first place?

[Filtered to God]

My Lord, I believe we need to have a word.

Dec. 21st, 2008

[info]slayerbee

Filtered to godly/angelic types. [Except Uriel! xD]

Would one of you be willing to loan me a weapon, by any chance?

Dec. 18th, 2008

[info]godschosen

Filtered from God

I know it doesn't seem like it right now, but this is actually fucking reasonable considering Her normal MO, and the Angel of Death disappeared, so there's no need to worry about killing of first borns. Meaning I don't have to worry about running my mouth. And, hey, She skipped right over the blood in the water.

[Castiel and Ruby]
Staying stubborn, I take it?

Dec. 13th, 2008

[info]ex_demonbloo908

WE'RE NOT KILLING ANY VIRGINS, GUYS.

I know I was leaning toward it before, but that was a year ago and we were DESPERATE and TRAPPED, this isn't even close to
You're all over
Man.
I hate people.

[info]smitehappy

Look at all the little mud monkeys.

[info]godschosen

We're on that precipice, the one where shit could go down at any second. It's not a good feeling.

[Castiel]
What the hell, man? You walked out on Her. Just 'cause it's Christmas doesn't mean She's going to be feeling any more forgiving than usual.

[Eve]
If we have to smite one of our I'm going to be pissed.

Dec. 11th, 2008

[info]ex_ascended201

Filtered against God (after the meeting)

I think I need a drink. Or multiple drinks.

I swear Loki, if you hurt my baby I will SMACK you so hard

[info]godschosen

[Filtered: Loki]

[ooc: backdated to before the meeting]
Man, turn off the South Park. Kenny dies. The end. We've got a meeting to go to, and a request from the audience to get to after that.
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Dec. 10th, 2008

[info]ex_cordychas618

filtered to all angels and other heavenly types

Burning bushes.

Strike that. Lots of burning bushes. A few trees too, I think, though I won't swear by it or anything.

Please tell me one of you has an answer for this? Preferably something in the 'there is a pyro loose in the city who is on a rampage' area, rather than the Godly Wrath o' Doom stuff? Because no offense - and I have complete respect for you angelic types and all that you do - but my visions are meant to be something my Champion can stop. Not something he can roast marshmallows over while watching the world go 'boom'.

So yes. Any information would be lovely, especially since I've now spent most of the morning smelling brush fire wherever I go courtesy of this latest little mis-delivered vision. At least I hope it's been mis-delivered...

Dec. 2nd, 2008

[info]godschosen

Filtered to Angels

What the fuck?

Nov. 30th, 2008

[info]ex_ascended201

Vacation. Vacation. Why the hell am I not on vacation anymore, and why am I in LA, like this, in 2005? This wasn't what I was supposed to be doing. Fates promised a guaranteed half years vacation, with no harassment. I want my beach and martini back.

Better yet, what is going on with this city? It's a complete mess, and I've only been here five minutes.

Nov. 29th, 2008

[info]ex_demonbloo908

You were right
These webs are getting stickier and sti
I'm trapping myse

[info]godschosen

We're making lists, we're checking them twice, we're going to find out who's been naughty and nice...

...And you're gonna have a lot more than coal in your stocking to worry about.

Nov. 24th, 2008


[info]warriorofgod

[Filtered against Ruby]

This is so wrong.

Beyond sin.

What was I thinking?


[ooc: yes, the infamous morning after regret in the form of a blank entry!]

Oct. 19th, 2008

[info]godschosen

Filtered to Elaine

I drank for week.

Better now, and I'm coming by the Lux later.

Sorry. I needed-- yeah, it was necessary.



[ooc: in other words, my excuse for being bad and not getting a log up. Which I'm doing by today >.>]
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Oct. 11th, 2008


[info]yahwehwannabe

Hullo, Los Angeles, I'm back. Mm, so must be everyone else. Thanks a lot for the conversation, Sarah. I was listening.

Free drinks at the Lux for everybody! Don't try to argue against me in this, Crowley.

[info]godschosen

I hate the world.

Suicide needs to not be a mortal sin.

Oct. 7th, 2008

[info]godschosen

5:1 For we know that if our earthly house of this tabernacle were dissolved, we have a building of God, an house not made with hands, eternal in the heavens.
5:2 For in this we groan, earnestly desiring to be clothed upon with our house which is from heaven:
5:3 If so be that being clothed we shall not be found naked.
5:4 For we that are in this tabernacle do groan, being burdened: not for that we would be unclothed, but clothed upon, that mortality might be swallowed up of life.
5:5 Now he that hath wrought us for the selfsame thing is God, who also hath given unto us the earnest of the Spirit.
5:6 Therefore we are always confident, knowing that, whilst we are at home in the body, we are absent from the Lord:
5:7 (For we walk by faith, not by sight:)
5:8 We are confident, I say, and willing rather to be absent from the body, and to be present with the Lord.
--2 Corinthians 5:1-8


Take comfort. They're all in a better place.

Sep. 29th, 2008

[info]irish_rose

sick.

i want cordy.

[info]godschosen

They really know how to make an entrance, don't they? You should all calm the fuck down and enjoy the beauty of it.

Sep. 26th, 2008

[info]godschosen

[Filtered to Cordelia Chase]

It's a mandate from God and the process has more than already started. If you manage to end this I might have to do more than show you the easy way to kill a demon. However, you'll forgive my lack of faith in your abilities to stop an apocalypse in the Biblical sense, but something tells me that I'm on my way home.

Sep. 20th, 2008

[info]forihavesinned

I smell your sins.

They are delicious.

[info]godschosen

[Filtered to the horsemen]

Okay, what the hell is going on? And don't fucking pretend you didn't have something to do with the mess at beach.

Sep. 18th, 2008

[info]ex_cordychas618

Well, this city just got a whole lot more interesting. And by interesting, I mean deadlier and possibly even more frightening than before.

Filtered to Bartleby )

Sep. 17th, 2008

[info]godschosen

Who the fuck is this sci-fi movie reject?

What happened to John Paul?
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Sep. 11th, 2008

[info]godschosen

The beach... it's like Loki's here; he'd find it gorgeous. That took skill. Either that or mortals are more stupid than they look.

Sep. 7th, 2008

[info]godschosen

Oh, right, that's the one thing I liked about Wisconsin: the fact that I could sit on a fucking skyscraper watching people and breathe in without suffocating on all the shit in the air.

It's a good thing I don't have to breathe. What the hell are you humans doing to yourselves?

Sep. 2nd, 2008

[info]ex_vaguelydo879

Coming Soon!

Welcome to the Lux

The Lux is a bar, restaurant, and club, located at [address], which is open to ALL. We serve all shapes, sizes, and species, and provide a wide array of beverages and food to serve any appetite.
We can cater to vampires, demons, werewolves, humans, angels, vegans, aliens, and any other alternate species.

The club is located in the lower level of the building. The ground level contains the bar, for a casual or semi-formal atmosphere. The second level boasts an elegant restaurant, with a spectacular view, perfect for those formal occasions.
Each floor is soundproofed against the other. Individual tables and booths can be shielded against sight and/or sound for an extra fee.

The Lux serves as a neutral zone. Violence of any kind is not permitted within the Lux.
And I know what happened with Caritas. That won't work here.

ALSO: We are currently hiring for the following positions:
pianist/band (part-time gigs), waiter/waitress, cooks

Contact crowley@lux.com for more information.
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