PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Busy?

[ooc: due to some confusion over the logs, this is a little backdated!]

On behalf of Tenel Ka, I would like to apologize for her recent behavior. Rest assured that the influence over her has been broken and the cause will be eliminated.

Alema Rar. Your days are numbered. I am coming for you.

[Fred Burkle]
See if you can find anything out about these new assholes 'guests' to Los Angeles, okay? Abilities, weaknesses, anything you can find.

[Faith]
Keep me updated on what's going on with your groups and patrols. If those bastards sho--
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WHERE THE HELL IS CLAIRE? I swear to Elaine, if anyone's hur

[Winchesters]
Does anyone know where Claire is? I heard felt sensed her. Fear, pain-- she was cut off. Dean, talk to me.

[Family]
Something happened to Claire. The older one. Does anyone know where she was today?

EDIT TO ADD: [Anti-baddies]

Looking for Claire Bennet and Mary Winchester. ANYONE with information, don't hold back.

Filtered against baddies
I searched the mall. Turned the place damned near upside down trying to find something that showed who took them. I talked to a few of the dumbass employees that saw them, but no one knew where they went after buying a couch some other homey stuff. How can two people just disappear?

Any news?

Filtered TO baddies
Alright. You've got my attention. What the hell do you want and why did you take them?

Where is my wife.

[ooc: For Castiel's purpose, as well as other angels/telepaths/Jedi/etc, Mary and Claire are only barely detectable, as the hex bags are gone, but Alastair has a powerhouse of blocking magic and protections up. The most they'll pick up, if they're relatively powerful or in-tune to either Mary or Claire, is that they are still in the city. For a reference, see Peter's comment here]

I'm gonna get out of here. For good. I'll keep my eyes and ears open at the same time, though.

[OOC: Yes, the Buffster is leaving the Hyperion once again, and is not planning on coming back. D:]

My pants are a little...snug today.

[OOC: Posted this morning, BEFORE any of the Claire/Mary-napping went on.]

I'm staying here to watch Ben, but if anyone hears anything or finds them, PLEASE shoot me a text or something to let me know?

[Filtered to JLA]

So, how are things on the Save Terry front? I have other news. A few nights ago, I ran into General Zod. I probably should have run or called backup right away. That was a mistake on my part. We fought. It was a very dangerous battle, he got in the most strikes.. and, I need to replace a few broken windows and lightposts, as well as a car. I clearly need more training than what I know so far. I'd be willing to learn from anyone that can teach.

I had to stop him or try to. He threatened to go after all of you. After Kara, Bart, Raya, and then humans. I had managed to draw him away from traffic and toward the beach, to the ocean. Figured it would be less casualties that way. But something unexpected happened. You know those Lazarus Pits, the ones everyone is concerned about? Well... let's just say he took a dip. I'm not completely sure how it affected him. I know he had not demanded any kneeling or made threats.. not even a dirty remark about my mother.

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[Filtered to Lana Lang]

Hey, how are you? Feeling better today? How is Bart? I went up against Zod last week. Don't worry, I'm fine now. Not so sure about him. I don't think he'll be trying to cause you or your friends any problems from now on. He took an unexpected swim in those special Pits.

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[Filtered to Sam Winchester]

Hypothetical question. Or maybe not. But... did you take a swim in one of those pits? How's that working out so far? Any long or short term side affects at all? See, someone I know took an unplanned plunge into it during our fight. He's had control issues, insanity, and not all right upstairs. Just curious to how it affects someone like that, if it really cures them.

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[Filtered to Raya]

I love you. Just wanted to tell you that today. If I already have.. well, it needed repeating. ;)

Ok people, as you may have heard by now, something's happened to the older Claire Bennett. We don't know what and we don't know where.

I want you all off your regular patrols and onto this as a priority. No one is to go out alone, I want each of you in pairs and checking in with me every half hour. Don't hesitate to call on me or each other for back up, we're a team people, let's act like it.

As I said, this is priority. All other patrols or investigations are suspended until we get her back.

ETA: I've heard Mary Winchester was with her at [Aforementioned Mall: ADDRESS]. We need to find them both.

I can't decide which software program came from Hell first: Microsoft Outlook, Access, or Excel.

{Filtered to Family/Friends/People looking for Mary and Claire}

If I can be of any help, please let me know.

Hey, you guys have that team and people everywhere keep telling me about it and since I’m all stuck here and can’t go home I wanted to talk to you about stuff. Molly, the kid with the hats and the major ass kicking ability was staying there before she got sent back so I’ve been around there a few times before. Anyway I don’t really have anything important to do here and that kinda sucks because I’m used to running around with aliens and a robot and a mutant and a witch and even though I’m not any of those things I like to think I’m useful in my own way.

Before I came here me and my friends kinda had this rule where you didn’t trust adults no matter what. But Molly liked all of you and if Molly likes someone then that usually means they’re good people who aren’t trying to destroy the world or harvest the organs of babies to create dog people or something.

Getting to my point now before I ramble myself to death. If you guys would let me I would totally join your team, because I’m not very good at being on my own and I just tend to get in trouble that way. I think I have a better chance at staying alive when there are other people around who can give me something to do.

I keep waking up and thinking I’m back home with aliens who need to get their asses kicked for wanting to do who knows what to my friend. It’s weird to turn on the news and not hear them talking about mutants or superheroes who love spandex way too much. I kinda miss that. I wouldn’t even be pissed off if I stepped out my door and ran into Wolverine or Iron Man because at least they’re people from my world and I would recognize them. Even though they suck in a major way.

My LA was so fucking messed up but at least it was home. This place isn’t. This place is just a freak show that I don’t know much about. And I swear to God if my asshole parents ever show up here I’m throwing myself headfirst off a bridge.