PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Please tell me that you all have enough sense to know that if you cast magic in public, people are going to think it is odd. Otherwise, I might have to lecture.

You know, there are stranger things in this city to see than a girl using magic on a skirt at the mall to see what it would look like in a different color. I don't understand all the weird looks I got.

Perhaps I should look into a new Magic Box if we are going to be here a while.

Could you give this city a helping hand? With that I mean, restore the light of the streets?

[ooc; Insert plot here]

I think I found it.

I have returned from business, something that was strictly for Wolfram and Hart. I have been to Kiev and back to London, but now that the job is old news, I have come back to present a compromise for those who have history with me (or the older version of myself, as it truly is).

Potter, this is not the world that we come from, and I have no interest in doing what I intended to do back home, here. I have no reason for that, not when we are so vividly misplaced. I have promised my loyalties to Wolfram and Hart, and I will do what I can to aide their cause, however, I am willing to strike up a deal with you. It goes as follows: You don’t send any form of attack at me, and I will in return, leave you and your companions alone and untouched. I have no wishes to destroy anything from our reality by making the wrong move, and perhaps you should think about that as well. You leave me alone, and I leave you alone.

Narcissa, Edric, Scorpius; I would like to know where your loyalties lie. Inform me at once.

Bellatrix, I’ve seen your post. We need to meet.

So who here could be considered 'supernatural?' Werewolf, vampire, demon...whatever.

And were you like that before you got here? Or did the change happen after you got here?

Merlin, people actually eat werewolf meat!?

I think I'm going to be ill, that is just...yup going to be ill.

So. I appear to have dropped (quite literally) in here. I've had the situation explained to me. Luckily. So I'll save the rest of you the trouble. My name's Jonnard Albrite. Feel free to call me Jon if Jonnard is too long.

I'm probably as new around here as the rest of you, but does anyone happen to know where I could find a library? The directions to a local occult shop would be appreciated as well, but I'm not going to hold my breath on that one.