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Eliot Spencer ([info]_thatswhatido) wrote in [info]paragraffiti,
@ 2009-02-03 19:05:00

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Entry tags:alec hardison, bella cullen, buffy summers, cathy mcdonald (née hyatt), eliot spencer, faith lehane, gul dukat, henry townshend, kennedy, kyle hyde, lucien lacroix, sir integral hellsing

Question.

Vampire bite. Simple first aid job or bigger problem? Google gave answers both ways.

How was I supposed to know she had a pair of fangs on her?


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[info]faithinthedark
2009-02-03 06:39 pm UTC (link)
Question- bumpy forehead, yellow eyes type vampire?

And why were you getting close and happy with a vamp?!

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[info]_thatswhatido
2009-02-03 06:42 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, one of those, except it didn't look like that till it was snack time.

Do I have to answer that?

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[info]faithinthedark
2009-02-03 06:47 pm UTC (link)
Then it's just like any other neck wound. If you feel lightheaded, too much blood loss, get to the hospital and tell them you fell on a barbecue fork. Our guys don't transmit it via a virus or anything. To turn you, they have to suck your blood, then you have to suck their blood and it's a whole big sucking thing.

I just figured the demo at the bar proved the point about getting snuggly with strangers in this town.

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(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-03 06:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]faithinthedark, 2009-02-03 07:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-03 07:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]faithinthedark, 2009-02-03 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-03 07:20 pm UTC

[info]notatypicallife
2009-02-03 06:39 pm UTC (link)
How much blood did you lose?

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[info]_thatswhatido
2009-02-03 06:45 pm UTC (link)
Not that much. Lost more before.

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[info]notatypicallife
2009-02-03 06:47 pm UTC (link)
And has the bleeding stopped?

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(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-03 06:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notatypicallife, 2009-02-03 07:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-03 07:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notatypicallife, 2009-02-03 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-03 07:21 pm UTC

[info]ageofthegeek
2009-02-03 06:39 pm UTC (link)
Dude.

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[info]_thatswhatido
2009-02-03 06:46 pm UTC (link)
What?

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[info]ageofthegeek
2009-02-03 06:48 pm UTC (link)
You got bit by a vampire? Before I did? You realize the mocking that must now ensue. Why is Parker not here, she could totally help.

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(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-03 06:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ageofthegeek, 2009-02-03 06:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-03 07:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ageofthegeek, 2009-02-03 07:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-03 07:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ageofthegeek, 2009-02-03 07:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-03 07:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ageofthegeek, 2009-02-03 07:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-03 07:31 pm UTC

[info]bellsm
2009-02-03 06:43 pm UTC (link)
That would depend on the vampire

I thought we learned that avoiding vampires was a good thing when we first met?

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[info]_thatswhatido
2009-02-03 06:47 pm UTC (link)
We've met?

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(no subject) - [info]bellsm, 2009-02-03 06:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-03 06:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]faithinthedark, 2009-02-03 07:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bellsm, 2009-02-03 07:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-03 07:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bellsm, 2009-02-03 07:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-03 07:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notatypicallife, 2009-02-03 07:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bellsm, 2009-02-03 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notatypicallife, 2009-02-03 07:18 pm UTC

[info]slayerbee
2009-02-03 07:25 pm UTC (link)
I'm thirding the barbecue fork thing.

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[info]_thatswhatido
2009-02-03 07:30 pm UTC (link)
Still say it sounds ridiculous but if it's the tried and proven excuse, it'll be the excuse of choice.

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(no subject) - [info]slayerbee, 2009-02-03 07:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-03 10:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]slayerbee, 2009-02-03 11:01 pm UTC

[info]mortalmaster
2009-02-03 08:43 pm UTC (link)
Blood sucking always leads to trouble in my world, however this one has certain differences. What happened, apart of the obvious?

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[info]_thatswhatido
2009-02-03 10:36 pm UTC (link)
No offense meant but that makes me relieved not to have ended up in your world. Someone wasn't what I thought they were. Got a little rough.

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(no subject) - [info]mortalmaster, 2009-02-03 10:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-03 11:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mortalmaster, 2009-02-03 11:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-03 11:09 pm UTC

[info]brattyslayer
2009-02-03 08:56 pm UTC (link)
Honestly its more the hospitals looking for any excuse other than the truth. You'd be suprised what people will turn a blind eye too unless its staring them in the face.

Or, y'know. Killing them.

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[info]_thatswhatido
2009-02-03 10:43 pm UTC (link)
Probably better for them anyway. Less questions asked, the better.

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(no subject) - [info]brattyslayer, 2009-02-03 11:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-04 12:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brattyslayer, 2009-02-04 12:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-04 12:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brattyslayer, 2009-02-04 12:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-04 12:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brattyslayer, 2009-02-04 07:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-04 07:36 am UTC

[info]gul_dukat
2009-02-03 10:23 pm UTC (link)
You got bit? Ouch.

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[info]_thatswhatido
2009-02-03 10:48 pm UTC (link)
Thank you, Captain Obvious.

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(no subject) - [info]gul_dukat, 2009-02-03 10:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-03 10:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gul_dukat, 2009-02-03 11:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-03 11:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gul_dukat, 2009-02-03 11:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-03 11:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gul_dukat, 2009-02-03 11:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-03 11:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gul_dukat, 2009-02-03 11:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-03 11:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gul_dukat, 2009-02-03 11:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-03 11:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gul_dukat, 2009-02-03 11:49 pm UTC

[info]red_crown_man
2009-02-04 12:00 am UTC (link)
Well, that's a tough break.

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[info]_thatswhatido
2009-02-04 12:06 am UTC (link)
Seems to be a lot of those around here.

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(no subject) - [info]red_crown_man, 2009-02-04 12:10 am UTC

[info]final_sacrament
2009-02-04 12:00 am UTC (link)
Are you OK now?

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[info]_thatswhatido
2009-02-04 12:07 am UTC (link)
I'll survive and remain human.

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(no subject) - [info]final_sacrament, 2009-02-04 12:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-04 12:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]final_sacrament, 2009-02-04 12:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-04 12:21 am UTC

[info]lucien_lacroix
2009-02-04 12:13 am UTC (link)
How fortunate for you that you were bitten by a amateur

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[info]_thatswhatido
2009-02-04 12:19 am UTC (link)
I'm a lucky kind of guy.

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(no subject) - [info]lucien_lacroix, 2009-02-04 12:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_thatswhatido, 2009-02-04 12:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lucien_lacroix, 2009-02-04 12:28 am UTC

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