PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

[ooc: Blame Briege. She is an enabler. And this.]


It's going to be awfully hard to find a virgin in Los Angeles. Not to mention one who actually wants to be pregnant. Not that it matters what they want

Save me the trouble and list yourselves here.

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Hey Justice League people? I’m coming to stay with you guys because there’s no one else here and I don’t want to be a homeless orphan who has to live in an alley and sleep on benches in the park next to the pigeon lady. I did that before and it was NOT fun. We should have a slumber party! I have peanut butter ice cream but we need pie because you can’t have ice cream without pie. I want pumpkin but any kind will do, just as long as it’s pie. Maybe cherry instead of pumpkin because I had pumpkin last night and I probably shouldn’t have the same kind two times in a row. Right?

And oh hey? I’m also lost. I’m currently standing between a garbage can and a statue that looks like a scary clown who would try to murder me if it magically came to life. And I just stepped in gum. Gross.