PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

I'm fictional?!

Well, at least I'm Emmy-winning fictional. Though The Practice doesn't entirely show things as they happened. I was much more unethical than that.

Only one thing remains now. I need to find Rhona Mitra. I'd forgotten quite how beautiful Tara was

It's 2005?

You mean I have to put up with George Bush for ANOTHER 3 years?

And I was this close to getting Obama for President...

Yes America, you're getting a black President. And he's a Democrat.

Hello good people, my name is Alan Shore. I don't suppose any of you would care to fill me in on why I'm no longer in Boston and seem to be in LA of all places? And why I seem unable to contact any of my firm's offices?

I work for the law firm, Crane, Poole and Schmidt if that's any help.