PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

I for one welcome our new magnetic geriatric overlord.



EDIT: HE TOOK AWAY MY TV?!?! OH HELLS NO.

So... I just realized that I've been watching TV for the last 40 hours straight. Anybody wanna go do something?

Hey has anyone seen a short chick with brownish hair... kinda looks regal... has like ten billion names? Might be seen with a pear or a crown?

Deadpool

The silly little vampires decided they wanted to play with me.

Apparently, these pathetic creatures never learn.

Who wants to come play with me? We'll dance in their dust.

I'm rather pleased with pairing off "scandalous" and "handle us," but the meter requires a third rhymed line, and "Candlemas" just won't do...