PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

[Filtered to all Jedi and Associates]

I think it's time we all met. It seems to me that we are fractured and this cannot continue. We may be from different points in time, but we are from the same galaxy and as such should be united. We need to resolve these issues between us or they will consume us all.

Jacen I want to see you especially.

[Filtered to Padme]

I confess to some nervousness at meeting you. I don't know if you know who I am, but I am Mara Jade Skywalker, your son's wife. I'd be honored if we could meet, perhaps before meeting with the others to allow us the chance to get to know one another.

Anyone out there good with mechanics? Electronics?

Apparently binary counts as writing? 0s and 1s? I mean, I guess it's a language, but that's taking things too far. I couldn't speak, I couldn't code... man, did that get old quick. I never realised how much I take the sounds coming from other people's mouths for granted. And I'm going to stop underestimating the power of the supernatural now. Yeah.

That said all said? I am so behind where I thought I would be on the security system because of everything. This sucks.

On the bright side, I'm really glad they didn't end up killing us given that I like being alive so much, so, uh, thanks guys.

Everyone all right? Everything still intact and not too badly damaged? No causalities, right?

( filtered ; Hyperion residents )

I really wonder, sometimes, if I don't perhaps have a madman magnet attached somewhere to my body. I'm very sick of nightmares, and I don't know how to shut them off so they don't bother Threepio and Artoo. Meditation doesn't work at all anymore.

Also: All men are not pigs, no Ma'am, but some certainly do give all of us a bad name. If people like me can even be considered men. Isolder has called me a monk upon several occasions, as if it is some sort of third gender.

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I.... what am I supposed to do now

She.. she left me

This sucks.

Somehow….I don’t think being a Rutian Twi'lek is going to be easy on this planet.

My commlink is not working. I am hoping this way of communication does.

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I recently found that Wolfram and Hart can be very understanding of one’s situation when you offer them your services and undying loyalty. Now, I am not the type to turn myself over to somebody else, but what I asked for and received in return was well worth forgetting the usual and choosing to do something new.

This would be the perfect moment for you to come pay me a visit, Potter. We could have tea and then I could kill you. What do you say? I’ll let you bring your girlfriend along and she can watch while I rip out your internal organs and shove them down your throat, without the use of my hands! Or my wand! That sounds fun, does it not?

I’m too excited to sit her much longer. I need to go out and do something with my time. I feel like assassinating somebody important… Potter is on the top of my list, but until we run into each other, I’ll be happy to murder people in his name. Children, perhaps… Little, pathetic muggle children.

( filtered; Peter Evans )


Umm.. does anyone in the Hyperion mind if Artoo and Threepio stay here with me? It's only until I find a place of my own, I promise. It's just that-- well-- they're droids. They're sort of an oddity on this planet.

(Provided, of course, that it's something the two of you want, as well.)

Now if only Kam was here.



edit; Someone just asked for my autograph and told me that I'm the best cosplayer they've ever seen. It was very, very weird. What's a cosplayer?


I've also discovered that powdered donuts are extremely good. I'm eating the most junk-food here. (Yes, okay, the Jedi master likes sugary things.)

This is not funny, at all.

So, could someone please explain to me how or why the hell I’m not in my flat, or London atleast, and here instead? Because I really don’t remember getting on a plane or feel the after effects of a teleport and I’m guessing I’m not dead or in a coma..or am I?

..what’s going on?

Much better.

Don't disappoint me, now.

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