PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

I hate trying to go shopping around Christmas. Especially in the mall. You better appreciate the present I got you, Nate. If there is not at the very least a heartfelt on-the-knees worship of my person after opening it, I'm going to trade you in for a younger partner.

Speaking of which, Jack, what do you want for Christmas?

Fatherhood is very rewarding. No, really, it is. I know I look like I haven't slept in a month, but even so!

I do have a serious question though, hope there's someone out there with some ideas. It's turning out to not be such a great idea to have a baby living in an apartment over a busy nightclub/bar. We don't close until the early hours, obviously, and the noise is huge. So does anyone have any way to maybe soundproof the apartment so the music and crowds don't keep Ailyn awake all night?

You know I realized we don't do this often enough, show a genuine interest in each other's lives. So this is how I'm going to rectify that.

How is everyone today?