PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

So many baddies, so little time.

I think I'm gonna have a bumper sticker made with that on it. But first...I need a car.

If there was something...hidden about you. Something lost, and you had the chance to regain it not knowing what that something was, for good or ill.

Would you do it?

Hey, anyone want to go to the arcade with me?

Alright, I'm sort of spamming today I suppose but...

Well its not every day the dead Prime Minister of Britain tells you you fought in some war and that you...brought him back from the dead or something equally impossible

Never liked him, whole country singing his praises but he really was nothing more than a slimy git, even for a Politician.

Also um...does anyone know anything about...and I feel weird asking this...about telepathy, putting thoughts in someones head.

So...there are Vampires. Real, actual, vampires.

Seems I was hasty in my dismissal, luckily I was saved by a very lovely man with a most impressive scarf who's name I have managed to forget...

Why am I so forgetful lately?

Anyway, I wanted to say sorry to those I didn't believe, I suppose this place exists somewhere outside of any science I know.

Anything else weird and wonderful I should know exists

THIS PLACE IS SO AWESOME!!!!

Well this is weird.

I mean really very weird. I was here for a scientific conference, which happened fine, it was all very lovely even if the hotel was dreadful, but I get to LAX and I'm told my flights cancelled...like...all of them. I tried busses, trains, even a bloody boat. But nothing,

There some kind of protest against travel no one told me about.

Its like something doesn't want me to leave here.

Anyway till I figure this out I was told this was the best place to ask so, hello. Names Fred Smith, Winifred if we're being particular since its whats on my passport. I'm a Bio Chemist based out of London.