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Sometimes this place makes me miss Smallville, and that’s so not normal. I mean, you could sit around in Smallville and look at a cow for two days straight and not be attacked by a vampire during your viewing. You could drink coffee and steal cookies without being interrupted by some crazy lady screaming about the two headed dog living in her basement. Sure, Luthor made the town suck with his evil little schemes and his catching me and sticking me in that electrocuting glass thing that almost killed me. Thanks a lot Lex, that was really a great time. But still. It was tamer than this lunatic asylum.
Maybe I should have stayed in the hotel instead of seriously pissing off the old guy with his so called priceless artifacts. No wonder he kept them in that case, they’re retarded and I think they kill people and make them go crazy. I brought it back and then some guy randomly jumps out the window and some lady has a heart attack in the lobby, and the receptionist falls and breaks both of her arms. This guy on the second floor is throwing furniture out the window and his wife’s having a tea party in the hallways with a stuffed animal.
Does anybody else in this hotel notice this? I think I should give the old guy his mask back...
Maybe I should have stayed in the hotel instead of seriously pissing off the old guy with his so called priceless artifacts. No wonder he kept them in that case, they’re retarded and I think they kill people and make them go crazy. I brought it back and then some guy randomly jumps out the window and some lady has a heart attack in the lobby, and the receptionist falls and breaks both of her arms. This guy on the second floor is throwing furniture out the window and his wife’s having a tea party in the hallways with a stuffed animal.
Does anybody else in this hotel notice this? I think I should give the old guy his mask back...
