PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Vacation's over, I guess, and that's fine. My daughter's being born soon and I do miss that Jersey shore. Being from New Jersey, after all, means never having to say you're sorry.

[Angels]
Be good. I don't want to have to come back here.

[Castiel]
I'm done telling you to leave her. But I will tell you not to let her cloud your judgement in whatever might come. I want you happy, but I also want what's best for you. That's all.

Not again. For the love of all things Holy, not again.

Something is off. Have any of you seen the Almighty, lately?

I would like to make one thing perfectly clear. There is a very short list of people who truly understand what Hell is. That list consists of the Angels, a couple of the demons, a pair of lawyers and two others.

If anyone feels that they are lacking the appropriate understanding about Hell, believe me I would be more than happy to send them down there for a quick vacation, lets say only an hour Earth time? I believe that would only be days of what feels like eternal suffering and torment.

We're fighting a war here people. On multiple fronts. Try to act like it every once in a while would you.

The human race is so flawed.

...Why did I even ever bother.

I really hate saying Azazel was right but he might have gotten one or two things on the money.

I need your help. Ben Braeden is missing. We need to get him back. please. you know I wouldn't ask unless it was important

Just once I would prefer it if my Lord had a chance to make her reign on Earth. As her closest I will ensure that one day her dream comes to fruitation, and the promise that she made to mankind will not have been made in vain.

[Private to Heather and Alessa]

Heather, Alessa? Don't think I don't know you're here. I suppose I can't really fault you Heather, since you are only but a copy of the original, Why can She not seem to reincarnate people properly? but you Alessa, don't think for a moment that you're free. As soon as I bring you back to where you belong your purification will start again. I don't delight in doing it, but your sins and blasphemies against God are great. I hate to think what sins you've racked up in this place.

[Private to Dahlia]

Dahlia, one of those most faithful to God, yet you are also the one with the least amount of faith.

Angels are stupid.

[edited in later]

Okay, not ALL angels are stupid, just the ones who are doing jackass stuff to people I know.


[ooc: Backdated to yesterday, shortly after Heather's post.]

[Filtered to Uriel]
Ahem.
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[Filtered to Eve]
I have a job for you.
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[Filtered to the Metatron]
They're trying my nerves, Metatron.
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You and I need to speak. Considering the rest of those I have been charged to speak with are currently...indisposed, you will have to be first. The demon as well.

Oh, bloody hell.

Fucking hell. Well, this is just brilliant timing.

[Filtered to Angels/Heavenly Beings (current & former) and AGAINST God]

Ridiculous. Absolutely bloody ridiculous. I leave you all alone for, what, a few seconds, and this is what happens? She's reenacting Pharaoh's Plagues on a random city for no apparent reason! Why are none of you attempting to dissuade her temper? Why do I have the feeling you are encouraging it? Uriel. Gabriel. My money is on one of you.

Who pissed Her off in the first place?

[Filtered to God]

My Lord, I believe we need to have a word.