PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Everyone all right? Everything still intact and not too badly damaged? No causalities, right?

( filtered ; Hyperion residents )

I really wonder, sometimes, if I don't perhaps have a madman magnet attached somewhere to my body. I'm very sick of nightmares, and I don't know how to shut them off so they don't bother Threepio and Artoo. Meditation doesn't work at all anymore.

Also: All men are not pigs, no Ma'am, but some certainly do give all of us a bad name. If people like me can even be considered men. Isolder has called me a monk upon several occasions, as if it is some sort of third gender.

Oh dear! All of this secret information telling is more than my databanks ever needed to know! I have to stay away from this method of communication for awhile. Or at least until you humans and humanoids can control yourselves.

The things some people admit publicly ... Oh, if I could have my memory wiped. Now would be the time.

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When I meet someone in the street and ask what they're doing...I don't expect them to tell me that they are going to murder their boss and rob a bank...

Edit: Is there something anyone wants to tell me about...well, me?

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This is not funny, at all.

So, could someone please explain to me how or why the hell I’m not in my flat, or London atleast, and here instead? Because I really don’t remember getting on a plane or feel the after effects of a teleport and I’m guessing I’m not dead or in a coma..or am I?

..what’s going on?

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