PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

So where does a bloke find a job around here? Because I could use one.

Random question.

Where is the...hyperbole? Um, that's not right. Hyper-een? No, that's not it. Hyperion? Fuck. I can't remember what I'm looking for!

You can drop by the Hyperion anytime. I spoke to Cordelia for you.

I'm bored, so I present you all with a few pleasant moments of reading.

- During an hours swim at a public pool you will ingest 1/12 liters of urine.
- An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
- In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept.
- If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
- Modern teenagers are better behaved than their counterparts of 20 years ago, showing "less problematic behavior" involving sex, drugs and drink. (We win! We’re better. Deal with it.)
- The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it. (Think about that next time you're shoving a Hershey bar down your throat.)

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Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?

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Oi, so I was busy reading Rei's comics, and Sailor V was totally in love, and suddenly I am butt-up-face-down on the sidewalk in this creepy dark city!

Where's the best place to get dough nuts cuz I'm starving!!!

It would appear more and more people that I know are arriving, but at the same time, I don't know them. At all. It's a strange idea, to think there is a different version of me out there, though I guess I always knew it was possible. I think she is very different from me. Has this happened to anyone else?

I can only hope the others are OK without me, and hope to get home soon. Though I don't see that happening any time in the near future.

Where the fuck am I?

If someone pulled me here, so help me, I will hurt you.

What the fuck is going on? I'm not supposed to be here, I'm supposed to be in Michiru's dressing room helping her pack up to leave.

Eh...this doesn't look like Michiru's concert...

Don't tell me I got the wrong bus AGAIN! Maybe Haruka will let me go back stage again if I can get back in time.

Can someone tell me where I ended up? And the fastest route back to Azabu-Juuban.